Romanian has TWO Hammers up his bum to fix constipation

[wop]

Drunk man got two hammered | The Sun |News

A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS up his bum.
These incredible x-rays show how Viorel Firoiu attempted to nail his severe constipation with the help of his handy tools.

The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain.

Worried doctors, in Orlea, southern Romania, carried out scans and were knocked sideways to find he had not one but TWO hammerheads stuck in his rear end.

Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.
"He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.

"But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well."

Surgeons had to perform surgery to remove the striking objects.

After his drunken episode we're sure Firoiu won't be getting hammered again for a while. LOOL

[Blabj]

Darwini---

Oh wait.

[gamez]

He should just be thankful one wasn't a Sickle.

[ZarakiKujata]

1) Makes me proud to have romanian relatives.
2) Who gets constipated after eating a lot of cherries. They are one of the most conducive fruits I've encountered for clearing shit out.

[Blabj]

Maybe he was eating the pips too, he is Eastern European (or near enough...). They're tough bastards.

[Azkarin2]

A hammer? I don't understa... how could... two of them?

[Mizango]

A hammer? I don't understa... how could... two of them?

Basically what I am trying to wrap my head around.

[Jicent]

What i got from it was that it was just the heads of the hammer. Meaning he took them off the stick part.

[Azkarin2]

I figure there are much better tools in your toolbox for this type of a situation. Screwdrivers, etc. I gotta imagine a ballpin hammer but am probably wrong. How fucked up are you that you can't get 1 of 2 hammers out of your ass? lol never thought I'd arrange those words into that sentence but humans always amaze me

[Not Kuno]

Well the first one didn't work so he probably figured to try another for good measure.

[Azkarin2]

Are we sure that hammers in Romania is a hammer in USA? I can't logically understand how this works. brb going to toolshed.

[Jicent]

Just click the link it has pictures of the hammer heads that were in his ass.

[wop]

The reason he went to the docs was he couldn't find a 3rd hammer to get the other 2 out.

[Azkarin2]

Just click the link it has pictures of the hammer heads that were in his ass.

I skipped the link the first time. Wow, thats no small feat. Makes more sense with no handles but how the hell that is supposed to solve constipation is beyond me. Thats just adding more blockage. But it is from Romania so I'm not entirely shocked.

[ZarakiKujata]

I skipped the link the first time. Wow, thats no small feat. Makes more sense with no handles but how the hell that is supposed to solve constipation is beyond me. Thats just adding more blockage. But it is from Romania so I'm not entirely shocked.

Honestly doesnt seem that far fetched. Anal sex is a good way to solve constipation and it also involves shoving something into the anus, I'm sure if he had gotten the hammer out he wouldn't have been constipated anymore. I can easily see how alcohol would make this seem like a brilliant plan in the first place as well.

[Vuitton]

This is what enema bottles are for. Not hammers!

[Mizango]

The reason he went to the docs was he couldn't find a 3rd hammer to get the other 2 out.

LOL

[krazylakshmi]

The reason he went to the docs was he couldn't find a 3rd hammer to get the other 2 out.

LMAO thats great ex lax woulda worked prolly. but yea thats fucking funny as shit

[tyven]

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[geno]

LMAO thats great ex lax woulda worked prolly. but yea thats fucking funny as shit

Gives me a good idea for an exlax commercial...

"When you just don't have a spare hammer around..."