need some advice BG (never thought i'd make one of these threads lol)

[Atreides]

I like how this thread has pretty much become a Jerry Springer episode, with the OP posting seemingly innocuous comments and everyone following them up with "YOU NEED A DAMN JOB! YOU'RE FAT, YOU NEED WEIGHT WATCHERS. YOU A DAMN HO."

[Day]

Yes, but much like Jerry Springer, it's all true.

[Jeryhn]

"YOU A DAMN HO."

Actually, I think this is actually the opposite of the OP's problem. lol

[Shiroikage]

Day, you are doing God's work in this thread.

[antihero]

you can do it man, bitches love confidence!

[Ivve]

that's really silly to say, if anything any guy would know , is that girls dont care about looks more then they care about everything else ( money, work, good in bed , personality). There are soo many hot chicks end up with really ugly guys, and he is not ugly , all it takes from any guy is enough confidence and again its all about body language.

Just wanted to say this is a useless platitude. Women are only slightly more forgiving than men when it comes to looks, especially if they're any combination of: young, good looking, successful, not looking for serious commitment.

The myth about women being attracted to money only applies to those who aren't making any of their own. What you do for a living is really just something that can score you bonus points rather than being make or break in most situations; this does not apply to anyone whose job is doing something illegal. Good in bed means fuck all if you can't get her there in the first place, and personality is really overhyped. It's important but it's not so important that we won't date a really hot dude who's a total fucking moron if it comes right down to it. We've all done it at least once.

Also asian chick looks reasonably cute. Definitely an upgrade anyway.

[Day]

Way to go Ivve, now he'll never be able to sleep.

[SephYuyX]

What happened to the days of women looking for serious commitments :(

[Cyn]

@OP

[gairaiden]

day can't we stick you back in spam lol.

[Day]

Why, I've been giving you great advice.

[tyven]

i skipped from page 1 to page 7. i do not like OPs chances at life

[gairaiden]

ok your good for now >.>

wish the house would clear so me and julie could get our shit on tonight already. waiting on my bro and his gf to dip outta the house a while.

[Erza]

Fuck me nearly puked up half a pizza lookin at that horrible fucking fat dirty cunt UGH.

Here's my advice ring her up and tell her thanks for not letting you touch her, that shit would be burned onto your mind till the day you die. Imagine you had done her 1st? you don't want to live with that.

Just break it off, I know it's hard saying that cause she obviously has more charisma then ya but don't let her blow it all off, you speak and tell her to fuck off.

Just do not fuck that thing

[Cyn]

i skipped from page 1 to page 7. i do not like OPs chances at life

But let's be honest here, he's too scared to break up with his ugly non-virgin bitch of a girlfriend who has been holding out for three years. What meaningful contribution to society is he going to make anyways?

[Ivve]

What happened to the days of women looking for serious commitments

Men whined about it until we said fuck it, why bother.

[Cyn]

Men whined about it until we said fuck it, why bother.

About fucking time too.

[tyven]

OP reminds me of that fat guy from the getting in shape thread. filled everyone in on BG about his life and no one gave a shit

[antihero]

I'm reminded of Jerseyprophet

[Norelco]

Finally saw the pic. WTF, that chick won't put out? Ahahahahaha. Ahahahahahahahahaha!