need some advice BG (never thought i'd make one of these threads lol)

[gairaiden]

lmfao thats hilarious. i shouldn't laugh at that one but its too funny. god i feel like a ass for laughing at my gf getting teased here but some of the comments are too damn funny not to laugh.

PS- numbers quit being a dumbass for once and post something constructive. is it really that hard, jeez man.

[Davricle]

.....wow

I know I'm way late to the party that is this thread, but I just wanted to say that my cheeks will be sore tomorrow from the uncontrollable laughter that resulted from some of these posts. Good work, BG.

I'm just following up on this since a day has passed, are your cheeks indeed sore?

[Davricle]

lmfao thats hilarious. i shouldn't laugh at that one but its too funny. god i feel like a ass for laughing at my gf getting teased here but some of the comments are too damn funny not to laugh.

PS- numbers quit being a dumbass for once and post something constructive. is it really that hard, jeez man.

Numbers telling you to kill yourself was probably the best advice given in this thread. Is it really that hard, jeez man.

[thebearofscience]

I don't know if... he's getting whooshed, i'm getting whooshed, or he's just playing it cool.

[gairaiden]

dav and numbers are just being typical e-thugs.

[Rammses]

And you're being a typical e-tard...

[zoobernut]

I think you left an r off the beginning of that word.

[Davricle]

Where did I say anything about e-thugging other than posting a picture of one while quoting you.

You got advice from me and tons of others within the first few pages of the thread. And that was the conclusion you came to eventually. Throughout, your story has changed and your "hot" girls were anything but (JP was decent). Altogether it turned out to be exactly what I called it for way back when, a thread meant to display that you just got laid and to get the BG community to give you props.

And here we are 10 pages later and you are still replying to the thread, and still giving us material to work with and insult you with. Are you a glutton for punishment? No, you just want attention like we all do, and it's fine. Just man up and admit it and stop pretending like this thread was ever about giving you advice. You are 15, erm sorry, 25 and you are asking for advice from people who have no idea of your real life dating situation?

Grow up man. If you really needed advice you could ask a friend or someone who knows you better. 'Cause if you keep asking for advice on these forums, the best answer you will get is what numbers and I have told you. If you are too dumb to put 2 and 2 together (which you are, judging by your inquiry, spelling, punctuation and grammar), you should just do us all a favor. I hear bleach works wonders.

[Quixon]

Throughout, your story has changed and your "hot" girls were anything but (JP was decent).

You're pushing it bud.

[Electro]

Both of those girls were FAR from decent. Especially the JP chick. Her face reminded me of Chocobo Gordo for some reason.

[SephYuyX]

So you think the gf is hotter than the jp chick? That worries me.

[Davricle]

Both of those girls were FAR from decent. Especially the JP chick. Her face reminded me of Chocobo Gordo for some reason.

LMFAO

[Electro]

Lol maybe that was worded wrong. I just think the JP chicked looked like a fat faced chocobo. The girlfriend is ugly as well. I said "especially the jp chick" since he called her hot and slept with her.

[Aleia]

Fuck, why did I read this train wreck of a thread? OP needs to learn some grammar and how to capitalize the first word of a sentence. I didn't want to but I had to go grammar police on him.

[Stumblingdrunk]

Fuck, why did I read this train wreck of a thread? OP needs to learn some grammar and how to capitalize the first word of a sentence. I didn't want to but I had to go grammar police on him.

Oh, welcome back elphaba

[Alishe]

It's like his brain just filters this thread for him. Let me help.

EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU, AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.

I bet you're lying about even having sex, ever.

[kuronosan]

dav and numbers are just being typical e-thugs.

This, coming from a guy who needed a message board to tell him to break up with a bad girlfriend that he cheated on with a not-much-more-attractive asian chick that's just using him and trying to subvert his confidence so that her 'reputation' doesn't get tarnished?

Don't you have a penis that needs some attention dude? Go learn how to be a decent person and then come back and act tough after everything you posted here. Christ.

[Davricle]

This, coming from a guy who needed a message board to tell him to break up with a bad girlfriend that he cheated on with a not-much-more-attractive asian chick that's just using him and trying to subvert his confidence so that her 'reputation' doesn't get tarnished?

Don't you have a penis that needs some attention dude? Go learn how to be a decent person and then come back and act tough after everything you posted here. Christ.

If it wasn't considered gay, I'd high five you with my dick. (Why was this the first thing to pop into my head?)

[zoobernut]

You realize that qualifying that statement with "If it wasn't gay" doesn't make it any less gay that you said it.

[Davricle]

You realize that qualifying that statement with "If it wasn't gay" doesn't make it any less gay that you said it.

Yes, I realize.