need some advice BG (never thought i'd make one of these threads lol)

[#686578]

Tyche, take your shirt off for me

[Tyche]

Done:

Spoiler: show

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w.../meandjess.jpg

[Alishe]

Need to tag that nsfl so people are expecting the hideous that is within the spoiler tags...

[_chuchu]

Done:

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http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w.../meandjess.jpg

http://i26.tinypic.com/1fbvww.jpg

[Tyche]

Are you fapping yet numbers? Because you should be.

[#686578]

I threw up a littlelot

[Tyche]

Goodnight numbers, I love you.

[Ivaden]

This is the worst fucking case of yellow fever I've ever seen, goddamn. Had to specify that the whore who let you sleep with her was Japanese in the first post, said she's hot as hell, and she ends up looking like this? Contemplating suicide over being a virgin, good lord, I can only hope you go out hari-kari style because you're so enthralled with the fact this bitch is Asian.

Was definitely expecting something better, but reading through this seeing how dazed the OP seems to every post in this thread, I should have known better.

[Cyn]

If you have it in your head that having a girlfriend is all about getting laid all the time, my friend, you might as well turn gay now.

...what the fuck are you talking about? Until you're ready to settle down, steady ass is pretty much the only reason to actually date someone.

[Drex]

...what the fuck are you talking about? Until you're ready to settle down, steady ass is pretty much the only reason to actually date someone.

i like it with a bit of jiggle myself

[#686578]

...what the fuck are you talking about? Until you're ready to settle down, steady ass is pretty much the only reason to actually date someone.

I'm sorry, you obviously don't know. Let me fill you in. REAL men date ugly fat chicks for YEARS without getting any, then brag about it on the internet.

[archibaldcrane]

Sath's sig

I love when I see Sath post, because it reminds me that I can out-bench "A Real_Nigga".

Also, lost my virginity at 23. Been making up for lost time since then.

edit: And Nirokun doesn't get to complain about being a virgin ever. I know I've told him this before, but his QQing should not be accompanied by any sympathy whatsoever.

[Keria]

JP girl is cuter than I was expecting, was thinking more along lines of

http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/Uglywoman.jpg

she looks 15 though, duck unless you have yellow fever imo

[gairaiden]

at this point i'm gonna ignore numbers till the man can learn not to sound like a total douche. really why the heck is numbers so fixated on trying to talk shit bout me anyway lol.

anyway things with the JP chick are working out well atm. been chillin with her all week which is killing my ffxi playtime. could care less though. would rather be offline having fun anyway.

btw BG getting off your pc's and doing stuff offline makes ya lose weight fast. actually dropped 5 lbs just being up and about and doing stuff all week instead of glued to the pc all day either on ffxi or doing my college classes online.

[TheShadyMan]

Is this guy serious?
I mean, is this really real?

[thebearofscience]

I'm not quite sure; I'm kind of befuddled that there's a website titled 'uglypeople.com'. A whole fucking site solely dedicated to people who are ugly. Damn.

[Stumblingdrunk]

btw BG getting off your pc's and doing stuff offline makes ya lose weight fast. actually dropped 5 lbs just being up and about and doing stuff all week instead of glued to the pc all day either on ffxi or doing my college classes online.

I'd be more embarrassed to admit it took me 25 years to figure that out than i would be about being a 25 year old virgin.

[Keria]

I'm not quite sure; I'm kind of befuddled that there's a website titled 'uglypeople.com'. A whole fucking site solely dedicated to people who are ugly. Damn.

I love the internet

[#686578]

at this point i'm gonna ignore numbers till the man can learn not to sound like a total douche. really why the heck is numbers so fixated on trying to talk shit bout me anyway lol.

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of how retarded you are. Let's check the thread, people that haven't played FFXI and all they know of you is what's in this thread think you're retarded almost as much as I do.

anyway things with the JP chick are working out well atm. been chillin with her all week which is killing my ffxi playtime. could care less though. would rather be offline having fun anyway.

We would all prefer you be online less often. We all prefer you were alive a lot less often.

btw BG getting off your pc's and doing stuff offline makes ya lose weight fast. actually dropped 5 lbs just being up and about and doing stuff all week instead of glued to the pc all day either on ffxi or doing my college classes online.

So what, your chin only weighs like 16 pounds now?

Is this guy serious?
I mean, is this really real?

Yeah, trust me, this is what he's like all the time.

[Despain]

why do i get this feeling when numbers posts he's just gonna up and say gair i am your brother one day. numbers you act just like him man lol.

virgin wise here i'd say staying a virgin past 18 these days is bad. i do have one other buddy that is a virgin at 24 that looks like a fusion of mr.burns off the simpsons and bill gates. see fucked up part with steven is he has had offers for getting laid a few times but turned it down just cause the chicks were early 30's- early 40's that were offering. me on the other hand this is the first a chick was willing.

surprised no one has asked yet what goes through a man's head being a virgin at as old as 25. i will say it was really damn frustrating to deal with. ya see your buddies going out geting some night after night and some talking bout it and it eats away your fucking soul fast. ya start thinking wtf is wrong with me why no girl will fuck me yet they'll fuck this buddy of mine thats ugly as hell or a total douchebag. eventually you go suicidal. (yes, i fucking been there so please stop joking bout that shit it's not funny). its nuts

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin at any age, its a personal choice, and staying a virgin is your prerogative. If anyone gets offended because people call them virgins, they're fucking stupid anyway. With that being said, I regret losing my virginity so soon, but I could honestly care less at this point. I'm about to start college, am 18, and am completely content with how my life is going. I stay happy with the fact that I don't want to settle down, because relationships at this age aren't really worth it in my opinion... they are more of a complication than anything else.

Considering suicide because you were still a virgin at 25? You're fucking stupid. There is a lot more to life than just sex, Jesus Christ.

I recommend you take a break from this game. Actually, I recommend you quit, don't touch videogames until you can get some issues worked out. Pro-tip: when people brag about "getting some", they're usually lying to either make you jealous and make them seem as if they're on a much higher level than you are. Sex is just sex, people make it so damn complicated -.-;

Also posting that you considered suicide because you were still a virgin at 25 on BG was a mistake, just saying. My last bit of advice, as I've already mentioned, quit the internet, entirely. You're 25. Your life should not revolve around this game.