need some advice BG (never thought i'd make one of these threads lol)

[gairaiden]

well it wasn't just being a virgin a still. there was a lot of shit really that made me suicidal a while. when ya stare death literally in the face and come moments from death 5 times with no one there at all to comfort you and help, you start contemplating if your life is even worth it if no one around ya is gonna save your ass when something really bad happens. most people in the hospital dying from something will have family there at least holding their hand, saying soothing words, anything really.

me i end up with cancer at 13 and no one gives a fuck. luckily it was caught soon enough where the docs could get rid of it. fucked up part that made it worse was after i got home from the hospital for the first surgery one of my bastard bro's friends decides to punch me where all my stitches and bandages were and bust a bunch of my stitches and have me bleeding everywhere. that kinda thing is just one example of the bs i deal with. I should pose this question.

BG what is the most fucked up thing you dealt with in life. would like to hear some good stories on the subject here. (no stupid ass this thread comments or in numbers case lol gair comments)

[TheShadyMan]

Well, I was going to make a stupid ass comment but you told me not to so I didn't.



















































Whoops.

[_chuchu]

well it wasn't just being a virgin a still. there was a lot of shit really that made me suicidal a while. when ya stare death literally in the face and come moments from death 5 times with no one there at all to comfort you and help, you start contemplating if your life is even worth it if no one around ya is gonna save your ass when something really bad happens. most people in the hospital dying from something will have family there at least holding their hand, saying soothing words, anything really.

me i end up with cancer at 13 and no one gives a fuck. luckily it was caught soon enough where the docs could get rid of it. fucked up part that made it worse was after i got home from the hospital for the first surgery one of my bastard bro's friends decides to punch me where all my stitches and bandages were and bust a bunch of my stitches and have me bleeding everywhere. that kinda thing is just one example of the bs i deal with. I should pose this question.

BG what is the most fucked up thing you dealt with in life. would like to hear some good stories on the subject here. (no stupid ass this thread comments or in numbers case lol gair comments)

If only your brother had a gun...

[thebearofscience]

Goddammit, I can't even
I can't even... fuck, I can't even tell how much

Gairaiden just stop. I look like a dick but just stop dude

[FNH]

Ohohoho this thread was hilarious. I remember this guy from ffxi, I believe I made him quit the linkshell we were in, good times.

upon further investigation I was in an LS with this guy but he wasn't the retarded DRG I gave hell daily.

[kuronosan]

BG what is the most fucked up thing you dealt with in life. would like to hear some good stories on the subject here. (no stupid ass this thread comments or in numbers case lol gair comments)

Half my family died before the age of 15 because of cancer, a friend of my family was killed in a car accident because of some drunk driving asshole, a classmate of mine died right in front of me from a congenital heart defect, a friend of mine committed suicide every year I was in high school, I was picked on every year because I was short, my first girlfriend was a clingy bitch, my best friend used me to get popular before we became real friends, my father cheated on my mother, paid more attention to his new wife than he did to us, resulting in my brother getting hooked on drugs for attention (my brother is currently homeless roaming the country now, because he's so fucked up he thinks he's Jesus), I spent almost 10 years single because a few "girlfriends" I had were online and I learned the hard way that the internet is no place for drama, leading to me being very skeptical and untrusting in my relationships, I almost got my stepsister pregnant after fucking her twice, I know the guy who produces for Rihanna personally but can't get my music listened to, my father eventually remarried a psycho who's nice one minute then crying about everything the next, and my brother tried to kill himself three or four times. Oh, this was all after I can't see my nephew anymore because his mother won't let me or my father near him since she's a bitch.

You think you have problems? Go jump in a fucking ditch. Everyone's got problems. Suicide is the pussy way out, and so is bragging about fucking some girl who could be the cover of barely-ugly-bitches magazine while not getting any from the ugliest bitch in school who fucks everyone.

Jesus. No wonder nobody spends time around you, man. All you do is talk about how fucking worthless you are and when people try to build you up you talk about how much better than them you are. The fuck.

[#686578]

Ohohoho this thread was hilarious. I remember this guy from ffxi, I believe I made him quit the linkshell we were in, good times.

Wait, it'd blow my mind if we were in the same linkshell. Were we ever in the same linkshell?

[#686578]

when ya stare death literally in the face and come moments from death 5 times with no one there at all to comfort you and help, you start contemplating if your life is even worth it if no one around ya is gonna save your ass when something really bad happens.

You would think if you stared death literally in the face (literally) and came moments from death 5 times, you would catch on and just die already. No one wants you to live, not even god, who loves all of his children. If no one in your life is around to save you, I think it's pretty clear not even your mother loves you.

[FNH]

Wait, it'd blow my mind if we were in the same linkshell. Were we ever in the same linkshell?

it is possible which shells were you in with him? you can PM me with that if you want.

[raginbull]

The idea of someone being suicidal over being a virgin doesn't really seem that extreme to me :/. When everyone around you is getting laid, and talking about how great it is, chances are if you're a virgin in that situation, you're going to be pretty downbeat about it. It's quite a leap from just downbeat to suicidal, fair enough, but I guess it would hit some people harder than others.

I do respect the views of people who say there's nothing with being an older virgin and all that, but after being an older virgin myself (19 when I first got some) I think life can pretty much be separated into two distinct phases: being a virgin and not being a virgin. Nothing else compares to getting some.

Also, a few pages ago someone posted the guy should just stick with JP chick until he learns the ropes. Perfect piece of advice that. Just nail her for a while until you're more confident and ready to move on to better things.

[Roranora]

Hey guys (probably only Mezmerize, cause nothing is getting through to the OP), it's "couldn't care less." Think about it.

[TheShadyMan]

Thanks for clearing that up bro.

[Roranora]

That's why I'm here--to save idiots from typing the exact opposite of what they mean. Grammar raping is only slightly less painful than trying to fully fathom this thread. Oh yeah, Meteora and his "irregardless" make me cry.

[TheShadyMan]

Because the English language makes sense.

[Roranora]

I never said nor implied it did. >_>;

[Warudo Ecksu]

i bet we're just getting trolled by the OP at this point cuz his comments are beyond ridiculous.

[Roranora]

I had worried that too, but Numbers so adamantly hating this poor guy makes me think it's all too real.. and all too sad. Unless, he's in on it too! ..and then we've all been had like no one else will ever equal.

[Shiroikage]

OP is definitely not a troll.

[_chuchu]

That's why I'm here--to save idiots from typing the exact opposite of what they mean. Grammar raping is only slightly less painful than trying to fully fathom this thread. Oh yeah, Meteora and his "irregardless" make me cry.

Sup, Elphaba.

[#686578]

OP is definitely not a troll.

Listen to this man, wise beyond his postcount.