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  1. #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolutely Virtue View Post
    In all seriousness, ignore the jokes about your gf because most of these dudes here are fat trolls who can't get laid either. Except me of course. My wife is crazy hot etc.

    You said you've got issues with your self esteem. You can work on that, dude. Step one is standing up for yourself and demanding to be treated with respect by the people you care about.

    There are other fish in the sea. Dump this one and find one who treats you better. Life is too fucking short to worry about people who treat you like crap.
    You're right 000 is unfair, 201 honestly.

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    If you're looking at new JP girl as the solution to your problem, you're going to get sorely disappointed.

    Instead, look at her as a catalyst to make you get off your sorry ass and deal with your current relationship.

    You're obviously a huge pussy, both for staying in this shitty relationship (sex aside) for so long, and then for being such a conflict-averse pussy for not breaking it off when you wanted to and cheating on her instead.

    But all that is done. Get your shit together and break up with your ugly girlfriend. Don't get into talking about sex or lack thereof, you've given plenty of reasons already why the relationship is garbage anyway. If the "breakup fight" gets too intense, just be a pussy (you're good at that) and bail. And that's that. No need to talk to her again.

    If her brother/dad comes and gives you a beating, call the cops. It's worth the beating if that's what it takes to get out of this.

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    julie actually knows bout my gf. she has a long while.

    btw just as you guys all said i tried dumping her again and shes pulling the ok i'll fuck ya sweetie card.

    i'll post again in a bit need air. going into that mythological place called outside for a bit lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Get your shit together and break up with your ugly girlfriend.
    I see why miz fux wit you

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    Quote Originally Posted by gairaiden View Post
    btw just as you guys all said i tried dumping her again and shes pulling the ok i'll fuck ya sweetie card.
    Not worth it. Just call her back, say "no, it's over" and never talk to her again.

    It's like a 15-second conversation and it's done.

    K?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gairaiden View Post
    julie actually knows bout my gf. she has a long while.

    btw just as you guys all said i tried dumping her again and shes pulling the ok i'll fuck ya sweetie card.

    i'll post again in a bit need air. going into that mythological place called outside for a bit lol.
    You fucked up if you told her you're leaving b/c of sex. I don't even know what to say at this point in time, I've got no experience with chicks that look or act like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Don't get into talking about sex or lack thereof
    to late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gairaiden View Post
    btw just as you guys all said i tried dumping her again and shes pulling the ok i'll fuck ya sweetie card.
    From what you've said in the thread before about your relationship, it seems to me like you should still be running.

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    I at least give props to the OP for posting a pic. Better than the keylogger guy who disappeared...

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    Aw Lawd. This took a turn for the worst. If the JP chick looks anything like Haixia Zheng I'm outta here.

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    tell ehr its too late and she'll just have to fuck herself

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    Or the black dude she's been banging the last 3 years

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    She's too skinny for that to be truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by volcanicweather View Post
    I at least give props to the OP for posting a pic. Better than the keylogger guy who disappeared...
    LOL.


    Yeah, mad props for posting pics. Also, go ahead and fuck your old GF, show her what the JP girl showed you. Just make sure you wear a condom. You dont need this to turn into a Maury episode. Then break up with her anyways. And never ever let a women control you.

    Now, I'll be right back. I need to call my wife and check in.

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    The uglier the person, the more pent up sex drive.
    Id give her a 001.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    The uglier the person, the more pent up sex drive.
    Id give her a 001.
    by that logic I'd be blasting holes in the ceiling when I jerk mah gherkin

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    Btw, since you're going to break up with her and all, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind if I took out Beth?

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL...VELLI+copy.jpg

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    PS. Fuck your gf and then leave. But dont tell the JP chick, or else she may not fuck you anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Or the black dude she's been banging the last 3 years
    co-signed

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    Tell her you will stay if she lets you do anal.
    Then pull a fake out, jizz on her face, dump her, and never look back.

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