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  1. #161
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    so true stiker so true lmfao. and jeez were at 5 pages already. get the feeling half you guys are just kinda reading and /facepalming and laughing your asses off at the whole thread. its ok my buddies did the same after i told em the whole story lol.

    only bad thing bout fucking julie is that no one we know is allowed to know bout it. we been telling everyone she hooked me up with a buddy of hers. theres a few people that'd flip out if they knew she was fucking me lol. my bro most of all can't know cause he'd tell the whole damn town. wish he knew though cause hes tried to get with julie for ages and she won't get with him. i would so love to rub this shit in his face i really would lol.

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    I love you Ivve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gairaiden View Post
    so true stiker so true lmfao. and jeez were at 5 pages already. get the feeling half you guys are just kinda reading and /facepalming and laughing your asses off at the whole thread. its ok my buddies did the same after i told em the whole story lol.

    only bad thing bout fucking julie is that no one we know is allowed to know bout it. we been telling everyone she hooked me up with a buddy of hers. theres a few people that'd flip out if they knew she was fucking me lol. my bro most of all can't know cause he'd tell the whole damn town. wish he knew though cause hes tried to get with julie for ages and she won't get with him. i would so love to rub this shit in his face i really would lol.
    So when you typed 25, it was a typo and you meant 15? Cool, makes more sense.

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    Small town drama is soo cute.

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    On the really real, don't run your mouth if you want to keep hitting that shit, obviously she has an ugly fetish or something, you let the whole town know and you'll be right back in no-pussy-ville with Quasimodo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    you are giving bad advice and should stop. he doesn't need the added stress of having to deal with her brother and dad or w/e it was.

    besides, your suggestions are some ho shit. being reactionary and vengeful are not boss moves. wise up.
    Who would actually go and do those things though? Do I dare say for the first time 'Darwinisim'?

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    Severely saddened there aren't any pictures of ugly JP chick yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    I love you too bb.

    Seriously though OP, I only gave you real advice because I felt fucking bad about some of the other nitwit shit that was suggested. I would hate to see you on the news next week because you actually did jizz on her face and then break up with her for the lulz and the psycho bitch stabs you to death. I know a lot of it wasn't serious but if you're actually posing this question for real, who knows what sort of shit you'll take to heart?
    seriously tho, regardless of how serious the situation was with his previous gf. it was 3 years. the girl is dumb to still want him after he cheated on her for sex, but if it was me. i would break up 1st before anything like that came upon me. i would never EVER EVER cheat on a woman. what goes around, comes around. and i dont want that on my conscience ever. sex is only sex. ya its good for you, etc but to end a relationship like that for a childhood nympho friend is dumb to me. regardless of how good of a friend the JP chick is, you know he isnt going to be the only one she does that shit too. she's gonna want some different dick after a while and hell be back to square 1.

    but this is coming from my POV. someone with high self confidence, and felt the panting of another woman on my neck while cumming in her. he never has. and he really wanted to, even if he sacrificed his clingy gf for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gairaiden View Post
    only bad thing bout fucking julie is that no one we know is allowed to know bout it. we been telling everyone she hooked me up with a buddy of hers. theres a few people that'd flip out if they knew she was fucking me lol. my bro most of all can't know cause he'd tell the whole damn town. wish he knew though cause hes tried to get with julie for ages and she won't get with him. i would so love to rub this shit in his face i really would lol.
    I'd stop right there. Break up with the current girl and stop fucking the Julie girl. The whole "people can't know about this" translates into, I don't want people to know that I am fucking you because I'm ashamed etc.

    What you need right now is someone who isn't going to put restrictions on it, and wouldn't mind people knowing you're messing around with her. Well, what you really need is a while of just being single and enjoying what it has to offer without being pinned down by one chick. But for all that is good in life, don't sleep with the ex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    Who would actually go and do those things though? Do I dare say for the first time 'Darwinisim'?
    the OP is clearly confused, to put it nicely. he's got 2 chicks saying they'd bang him and doesn't know how to handle the situation. so he could be in a position of thinking you're advice is real and/or good after having you repeat the same thing 3 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IssacVS View Post
    I'd stop right there. Break up with the current girl and stop fucking the Julie girl. The whole "people can't know about this" translates into, I don't want people to know that I am fucking you because I'm ashamed etc.
    listen to this man. exactly on the spot

    something's not write with lucy lui, homey! blah i gotta stop saying lucy lui. shes a hot chinese lady, not japanese.

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    Fuck that shit, pride isn't that important, keep banging the girl, don't tell anyone, you stop hitting that you'll regret it for a loooooooong time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraph View Post
    Replacing your FFXI addiction with a sex addiction is gonna be funny once the JP chick stops putting out.
    Because getting laid is hard right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra View Post
    Because getting laid is hard right?
    Did you see his picture?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Fuck that shit, pride isn't that important, keep banging the girl, don't tell anyone, you stop hitting that you'll regret it for a loooooooong time.
    easy to say now day! what if she looked like this

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    Well I'm speaking for him, not myself obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by richardd View Post
    easy to say now day! what if she looked like this
    Brown paper grocery bag with eye holes and mouth holes cut out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IssacVS View Post
    Brown paper grocery bag with eye holes and mouth holes cut out?
    or the lights which ever is easier

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    Quote Originally Posted by gairaiden View Post
    only bad thing bout fucking julie is that no one we know is allowed to know bout it.
    I know you've rationalized all the reasons why no one can know, but I've been straight with you so far, so here's more real talk:

    You're not a particularly good looking guy. Your virginity and sexual exploration is a novelty for her, and you're a "nice" guy for her to show the ropes, so that's what interests her.

    But she's not retarded, if she's actually attractive (to be determined, of course - just being asian means little) she doesn't want people knowing that she's fucking you because it makes her look badly and she doesn't want to have to safe face.

    I'm not saying this shit to be mean, I'm saying it to keep your expectations in check and wise up to the reality of the situation so you can understand it and not fuck it up.

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    To give him solid advice one would have to know what he is like as a person. And really that's more than BG can provide, or really more than people want to give up in such a public place.

    Advice for him could be completly different than for someone else in the same exact situation.

    IE: If it was me I wouldnt have slept with the JP girl if I was with the gf (cheating bad, etc), however he seems like he doesnt care about his gf, and if that was the case I wouldnt be with her if I didnt care for her.

    Since obviously he doesnt care about his gf, and just wants to fuck around, tell the gf off, fuck around with the jp chick while looking for a real prospect.

    There.

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