The MMA Thread of 2009-Forever

[tyven]

its on fox, bro

[Andalusian girls]

WHO YA GOT

Evans /Sonnen / Maia

[Rhyis.]

Camozzi
Johnson/Johnson/Oliveira/Roop/Russow/Dunham
Weidman/Sonnen/Evans

[tyven]

MIKE RUSSOW

[Andalusian girls]

oh shiiii Russow is fighting

better take some anti-nausea pills

[Thoronas]

Davis / Bisping with an epic troll / Weidman

[Xno Kappa]

I want to be a beautiful snow flake and go for Bisping/Davis/Weidman.

[Rhyis.]

Pretty sure Maia is actually the upset, not Weidman.

[Dimmauk]

Dems fightin' words!

"One of your buddies, Jon Jones, said you don't have much of a chin."--Davis to Evans during last month's UFC on Fox press conference

"I guarantee you'll be the first one to take a shot, 'cause I'm going to put my hands on you worse than that dude did them other kids at Penn State."--Evans to Davis, a Penn State alum, during the same press conference (a comment for which Rashad justifiably came under fire)

"After I beat Rashad on the 28th, they won't really have anything else to do with me other than to have me fight [Jones]. Rashad is the true No. 1 contender, and after he loses, who else do I fight? The champion."--Davis, during a conference call with MMA media last week

"He ain't ready. He knows he ain't ready. I look in his eyes and see he ain't ready. Just a boy."--Evans during the conference call

"Bisping, you make good points about deserving a title shot. After all you did beat, umm, well ahh ... Hum and then there was ... Ah ...Wait, what!?"--Sonnen, on Twitter last September (long before the match was made)

"He's been submitted more times than I care to mention. Not to mention, the last time he lost a fight by submission, there were some issues involving performance-enhancing drugs. I don't know what the deal is. Apparently, he has one testicle. One testicle! This is why he uses performance-enhancing drugs. He's gonna need more than one little ball to fight me next weekend!"--Bisping, interviewed on HDNet's Inside MMA this week

"I can beat any man God ever made. Michael Bisping does not survive."--Sonnen, interviewed by ESPN Radio

"Chael's biggest weapon is his mouth, but this ain't no kissing contest and he isn't going to talk me to death. ... Chael Sonnen can take me down if he likes, because I know I can submit him off my back. I know I can. That's his big weakness."--Bisping, speaking to Fighters Only magazine

[Hitoshura]

I don't particularly like either Rashad or Phil but definitely would like to see Rashad get a W to face Jones, then again if he loses, that means Hendo will likely get the shot. Either outcome should be win though.

Sonnen's got this, UD. Going to miss it all while I am working.. fuckin' blows.

[Gryffes]

I want Bisping to win so bad, the implosion of Chaels invented reality would be something amazing to witness.

[Brill Weave]

Incoming draw lol.

[Xno Kappa]

Chael's bandwagon fans would be put on suicide watch if he lost to Bisping lmao.

[Andalusian girls]

there's literally like a 2% Bisping can pull it off

he can't hurt Sonnen or stop his takedowns + pressure, only chance is a hail mary sub from off his back when no one but Silva has been able to do that for years, and it took him 23 minutes

[Xno Kappa]

I don't think anybody in this thread who's spent more then five minutes watching MMA thinks Bisping has a huge chance of winning.

[Blarg]

No way Bisping beats the undefeated and undisputed champion of the world, Chael P Sonnen.

[Gryffes]

I think Bisping is around 20-25% to win, don't forget Silva was injured and he does have long limbs which make him more vulnerable to TDs.
Also if Bisping hasn't spent 90% of his camp defending shots and getting back up he's a fucking idiot.

[tyven]

wow never seen that sub before, do bronx is so tight

[Andalusian girls]

real slick calf slicer after the first sub failed (heel hook? straight ankle?), don't think i've seen one in MMA before.

and damn Roop you got knockedthafuckout

Russow with some mind-numbing lay n pray

come ooooooooooonnn Dunham

[tyven]

i fucking love russow. FAT ATTACK