The MMA Thread of 2009-Forever

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-02-08 15:16

I like this idea, stop letting GSP fight unless he decides to not be awful to watch. Only fights for #1 contender are allowed.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-02-08 15:18

Luckily Fitch and Shields lost recently.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-02-08 15:45

lmao

**tyven** · 2012-02-08 15:57

i usually dont even bother watching the hitler videos but holy shit did i lol @ hitler saying "he aint scared, homies"

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-02-08 16:01

Lost it at the part with the girl telling the other girl crying "Act tough, we're in the 209!"

**Rhyis.** · 2012-02-08 16:14

Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza

Lost it at the part with the girl telling the other girl crying "Act tough, we're in the 209!"

Yeah that's the best part.

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-02-08 18:02

I liked "he runs marathons! nobody does that

except many others."

**tyven** · 2012-02-08 22:16

word on the street is Nick tested positive for weed again. so much for that rematch.

**AidenCarby** · 2012-02-08 22:36

Tyven, you'll be happy to know that I almost pulled off the gogoplata tonight and subbed someone in class. Not flying though, still too fat

**tyven** · 2012-02-08 23:06

GDI AIDEN YOU MUST FLY WHEN YOU GOGO. good work none the less

**Rhyis.** · 2012-02-08 23:41

Were you high? I'm pretty sure gogos only happen when you're high.

**AidenCarby** · 2012-02-09 00:31

You have any idea how hard it is to choke someone with your shin off your back? Shits hard esp when fatty

**Brill Weave** · 2012-02-09 00:40

Fly like an eagle mother fucker!

**Brill Weave** · 2012-02-09 17:51

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news;_yl...ed_test_020912

UFC welterweight contender Nick Diaz failed his post-fight urinalysis Saturday following his loss to Carlos Condit in their bout for the interim welterweight championship at UFC 143 at the Mandalay Bay Events Center, Keith Kizer, executive director of the Nevada Athletic Commission, announced Thursday.

Diaz, 28, who tested positive for marijuana, is a second-time offender in Nevada and, thus, faces a one-year suspension. He also tested positive for marijuana following a Feb. 24, 2007, victory over Takanori Gomi at a PRIDE Fighting Championship event held at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas.

Six weeks after the first positive test the commission fined Diaz $3,000 (20 percent of his $15,000 purse), suspended him for six months and changed his win over Gomi to a no-decision. The commission’s report in 2007 noted Diaz’s concentration of THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, was 175, three-and-a-half times the concentration level of 50 required under Nevada regulations to produce a positive test result.

“All results received thus far have been negative, except Mr. Diaz tested positive for marijuana metabolites,” Kizer said in a release Thursday. “A complaint for disciplinary action against Mr. Diaz has been filed.”

Diaz isn’t the first fighter to test positive for marijuana recently. Matt Vanda appeared before the Nevada commission Jan. 31 after a second positive test for marijuana. He had initially been suspended for 90 days by the New Jersey State Athletic Control Board after marijuana was discovered in his system following a Nov. 12, 2010, bout against Ossie Duran.

Marijuana was again found in Vanda’s system following a Dec. 16, 2011, loss to Marco Antonio Rubio in Las Vegas and on Jan. 31 the Nevada commission fined Vanda 40 percent of his $11,000 purse and suspended him for a year.

If Diaz is fined 40 percent of his purse, it would cost him $80,000 of the $200,000 he earned in the unanimous decision loss to Condit last Saturday for the UFC interim welterweight title.

Diaz was on the verge of getting a rematch with Condit for the interim championship when the test results returned and scuttled the bout. UFC president Dana White, in Brazil to tape “The Ultimate Fighter: Brazil,” sent out a message on Twitter late Tuesday in which he said Condit had agreed to a rematch.

But all sides denied Wednesday that a rematch had been agreed upon before news of the positive test result was released Thursday.

This fucking idiot never learns.

**Thoronas** · 2012-02-09 18:02

LOOOOOOOL

He's also losing 80k from his fight purse for it. That's some expensive sticky-icky.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-02-09 18:03

Incoming 1 year suspension.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-02-09 18:07

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news;_yl...ed_test_020912

This fucking idiot never learns.

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/g...iaz-weed_0.jpg

**Brill Weave** · 2012-02-09 18:08

LOL I loves you Dim.

***Blarg*** · 2012-02-09 18:15

what is the threshold for a positive test? is it an amount that makes it possible the person was high during the fight or is it less than that. personally I don't care if you shove cocaine in your eyeballs while inhaling vaporized heroin during your free time as long as you aren't high when you fight.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-02-09 18:43

Originally Posted by Blarg

what is the threshold for a positive test? is it an amount that makes it possible the person was high during the fight or is it less than that. personally I don't care if you shove cocaine in your eyeballs while inhaling vaporized heroin during your free time as long as you aren't high when you fight.

Rules is rules. As someone that once lost a job due to random drug test, I agree with you.

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