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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Hito is the Tweek of the MMA thread, just say "bitch" son! I really want to see Hendo dethrone Jon "lightbeer" Jones.

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    Hendo was forgiven when he put Wandy to sleep for the belt.

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    I want a Spider knee to Chael's chin and an H-bomb to crush DWI.

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    Real nigga shit right here, courtesy of Chael P. Sonnen(R)

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    He should think about getting into acting. Way more money involved.

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    The Anti Miz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Real nigga shit right here, courtesy of Chael P. Sonnen(R)
    these were just a tremendous way to spend the last few minutes

  7. #11247

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    He should think about getting into acting. Way more money involved.
    He could promote the shit out of fights, send him to WWE or have him lead the marketing team for UFC.

  8. #11248
    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Game over guys. Sensei Seagal has taught Anderson Silva 2 or 3 techniques that everyone had previously thought were illegal.


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    You can see some of those moves in this old video of Seagal.

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Seagal makes this match a moot point. Gonna be some flying upside down reverse thumb snatching shit going on.

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    Oh god... Nog dancing

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    That girls ass, dayum.

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    is that brazilian dancing with the stars?

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Yeah.

    Bless Nog's man sized heart for trying... whatever it is he's doing there.

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    Can't stand Seagal, dudes fucking useless.

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    Who cares about Nog, dat ass holyshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Can't stand Seagal, dudes fucking useless.
    uhhhhhhhhh if giving us two awesome front kick knockouts is useless then i dont want to be useful

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    Dudes a weenie, got extorted by the Gambino family in the 90's.

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Seagal was choked unconscious and pissed himself by a frail old man who wears nothing but pink. True story.

    His current craziness is hilarious though.

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    While on the subject of celeb bad asses actually being weenies, Jim Kelly is a pussy irl also.

    On an actual non bashing note, I start boxing Monday at a local gym here. When I'm settled from the move back into the swang of JJ, moving to 10th planet satellite here since I'm more intrigued by no-gi rolling and Charles doesn't have an affiliates here

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