Page 657 of 669 FirstFirst ... 607 647 655 656 657 658 659 667 ... LastLast
Results 13121 to 13140 of 13378
  1. #13121

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    Champ and face of the ufc for years calls someone out, and it's gonna make $. Don't need anymore explanation, also 209 bitches

  2. #13122

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    21,731
    BG Level
    10

    but if you're complaining about someone being undeserving because they lost recently Diaz getting the shot should be a way bigger issue than Ellenberger maybe possibly getting a shot with only two wins in a row

  3. #13123

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    Tbh my argument was that the match up made no sense, then someone chimed in saying that it makes sense for him to be fighting #1 contender(I in no way shape or form said Diaz -DESERVED- a title shot, but I'm not surprised because Georges wants to fight him and a fired up Georges might get us his first finished in years.) and no it doesn't. Whatevs tho, Bigrig via knockout.

  4. #13124
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    25,981
    BG Level
    10

    Hendricks has beaten every single other top end WW fighter inside the UFC that isn't GSP/Condit/Diaz/Ellenberger... So Jake/Johny is literally the only fight you can make. Cant' have him fight Condit because what do you do if Condit wins? You're fucked. Can't do Rory yet because he hasn't beaten anybody yet, while on the other hand Ellenberger has beaten Shields. And you can't have Hendricks fight somebody he already beat just this year, cause that's retarded.

  5. #13125

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

  6. #13126
    Brown Recluse
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    28,086
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.”

    LOL

  7. #13127
    Annihilation Banwave
    sprout sprout sprout
    2031 No.1 Draft Pick
    Pittsburgh Penguins

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    19,830
    BG Level
    9
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    Good lord....

  8. #13128

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    This is why I will never -ever- participate in reverse cowgirl; shit breaks weiners.

  9. #13129
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    25,981
    BG Level
    10

    The fuck lol

  10. #13130

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:

    http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/12/1...e-sex-accident

    Niggas recounting the experience, it's fucking hilarious. Good sport about it.

  11. #13131
    Brown Recluse
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    28,086
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:

    http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/12/1...e-sex-accident

    Niggas recounting the experience, it's fucking hilarious. Good sport about it.
    LMAO @ the gifs people posted.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...o9hgo1_500.gif

    Girl was on top... Went higher than 8 1/2" I'm the air and Arona'd my dyck

    Falling face first I ko'd myself on the floor--very smally chipping two teeth and busting my chin-

    the worst part of this has been the fact that literally everyone who works in the hospital has come in asking to see my shaft out of curiosity. Guess in a muslim country this type of accident isn't as frequent as you would suspect.

    The doctor who performed my operation has done 3 others prior to mine...with the last being a 60 year old man, who had a full recovery.

    Lesson learned-- I will never let a girl on top again. Everything was under control until 1 bounce went a ''little'' too high.

    Topping this entire ordeal, the nurse grabbed my pee filled catheter bag from the bed, and Melvin Manhoef led me to the bathroom as I splattered the toilet with
    a constant spray even Nick Diaz would have been impressed with.
    I hear his girl is going to let him have a 3 way to make him feel better.

  12. #13132

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&s...7&tx=104&ty=82

    She looks cute from that angle, 3some go.

  13. #13133
    The Anti Miz
    The Anti Miz of the House of Weave

    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    32,666
    BG Level
    10

    pic of the chick? i checked that thread, holy shit @ all the blood. omg

  14. #13134
    The Anti Miz
    The Anti Miz of the House of Weave

    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    32,666
    BG Level
    10

    yo this the illest shit ive ever seen. MMA + American Gladiators. Its in russian but who gives a fuck. im only a few minutes in but the first event was a 2v2 fight on an obstacle course. it then became a 2 vs 1 fight. ive still got 40 minutes left to watch LETS GO

  15. #13135
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    25,981
    BG Level
    10

    The fuck are you watching son lol

  16. #13136

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    Saw something pretty cool the other day, a tag team MMA match lol. Had some dudes fighting in Japan, was actually really fucking good.

  17. #13137
    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    50,602
    BG Level
    10

    The MMA Thread of 2009-2012

    Did the ref have an ear-piece telling him when to stop the fight?

  18. #13138

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    AHAHAHA nah, it wasn't Pride. shit was cool let me find the youtube video, it wasn't cheesy/gimmicky either

  19. #13139

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan


  20. #13140

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    New TUF commercial has me fucking hype, and on Tuesdays? Might check it out.

Page 657 of 669 FirstFirst ... 607 647 655 656 657 658 659 667 ... LastLast