My dick is hard; i cannot pee.

[Kuya]

Entertain me until this difficult moment for me passes.

[drwaffles]

Alternatively, we could endeavor to make the problem more serious.

[Kuya]

I rather we not.

[Atreides]

:<

[Kuya]

That is not helping Atreides; helping you are not.

[Atreides]

when I need to lose a boner fast I think about fat chicks barfing and grievous penile injury

[Kuya]

The latter might not work if it's one of those days.

[drwaffles]

Think about your avatar.

[Kuya]

:/

[Rhinox]

Never had any problems pissing while hard. must be a gay mexican thing.

[Kuya]

That is one of the most uncomfortable things ever, and you are a masochist.

[Kuya]

fake liberal

[Rhinox]

fake liberal

[Atreides]

how is it uncomfortable? unless you uh... bend up really far or something, in which case you can just piss in the shower and/or all over yourself if it's that bad

[gamez]

Did you just get the thing? you don't know giraffe stance? the wall lean? come the fuck on.

[Kuya]

Oh look a penis, go get it Atreides!

[Atreides]

I'm offended that you think of me as being that slutty regardless of how true it actually is

[Kuya]

dick hard pee

[Kuya]

ANYWAY, i've already solved my problem by masturbating until urine was all that was left. No thanks to you cheap whores.

[Atreides]

I think you might have some semi-serious plumbing issues