My dick is hard; i cannot pee.

[Atreides]

I love when you have to pee real real bad like during Lord of the Rings: Return of the King with a 48 oz fountain drink and eventually by the end of the movie you have to pee so badly you can't think about anything else and then the movie ends and you finally go pee and you can feel your dick burn as the first drops come out but you can't help but smile and laugh as you finally get relief cuz it feels so good to pee, then afterward you have to walk around hunched over because your bladder is all stretched out and sore, but it's the good kind of sore.

Yea, peeing is awesome.

[Charismatic]

I have actually only had that kind of pee once.

[Falisa]

I love when you have to pee real real bad like during Lord of the Rings: Return of the King with a 48 oz fountain drink and eventually by the end of the movie you have to pee so badly you can't think about anything else and then the movie ends and you finally go pee and you can feel your dick burn as the first drops come out but you can't help but smile and laugh as you finally get relief cuz it feels so good to pee, then afterward you have to walk around hunched over because your bladder is all stretched out and sore, but it's the good kind of sore.

Yea, peeing is awesome.

I know exactly how you feel

[Atreides]

in related news for the past 2-3 months I've been waking up 2-3 hours before my alarm goes off to pee, I usually do drink water before bed but i've never had an issue staying asleep for a full 8 hours before. Kinda worried I have a UTI or some shit.

MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A THREAD IN GENERAL LOL

[Falisa]

Prostate cancer. Its from dicking too many guys

[Charismatic]

I know exactly how you feel

This post makes me angry.

[Shiroikage]

Is Kuya a dicker or a dickee?

[Atreides]

he's whatever I tell him to be

[Shiroikage]

I just read a random post, didn't know it was directed at Atre.

Point stands, though.