Deep Blue Sea makes me rage...

[Max™]

Every time I see it on the preview channel or some shit, I'm reminded of how badly my head hurt...


I mean, why the fuck would you genetically engineer sharks to make them smarter?

HOW IS THIS IN ANY WAY A GOOD IDEA?

ARE YOU A MAD SCIENTIST?

If so, good job!



Then there's the random fanservice with the chick stripping to her underwear... cool, that's always nice.... then she wads up her wetsuit, and stands on it... so she can be insulated WHILE ELECTROCUTING A SHARK IN THREE FEET OF WATER!

...

Ok, fuck it, whatever, moving on.


That surfer guy pulls a Legolas onto a goddamn mako... remember when Legolas pulls that bullshit ninja move and flips up onto a horse running at full gallop?

Yeah, he's a goddamn elf in a fantasy movie, and it was still pushing it.

This guy? He should have gotten eaten for trying that.


Then, the black guy who somehow manages to survive, even after willfully risking his life for all these crazy honky's (seriously, LL, why you hanging out with motherfuckers who are making sharks smarter?)... manages to staple the surfer guy to the shark from like 100 yards with a goddamn harpoon gun....

THEN, while I'm aware the harpoon had some explosives in it... when they hooked up a car battery, it was like half a ton of TNT went off... so one must surmise that mako sharks are explosive....

BUT WAIT, the one the chick electrocuted while nude didn't blow up... so they're only explosive if you're fully dressed?


ARGH!

AFK, PUNCHING BABIES!

[MoogleAura]

It would have been ok if Samuel L.Jackson hadn't died. Surprised you didn't mention that damn parrot... that thing really got on my nerves.

Would have loved the film if it ended with them thinking they were finally safe...then this happened!

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[Headspace]

Needs to be on Blu Ray.

[Kwijiboe]

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A FUCKING SHARK, ATE ME!

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This thread is so on the way to spam, if not already there.

[Zilong]

fucking shit, beaten to it.

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

[Pendas]

This thread delivers in so many way. I applaud you for your sincerity and agree with everything you have posted.

YouTube - LL Cool J- Deepest Bluest(Sharks Fin) Official Music Video + Lyrics

Possibly the second worst thing to come from the film.

[Atreides]

edit: o lolz 2 slow ;/

[Caiyuo]

MY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FIN? I always thought it was hand ..and then someone said it was head? lol Nahhhhh.

That surfer guy pulls a Legolas onto a goddamn mako... remember when Legolas pulls that bullshit ninja move and flips up onto a horse running at full gallop?

Yeah, he's a goddamn elf in a fantasy movie, and it was still pushing it.

This guy? He should have gotten eaten for trying that.

That part always annoyed me. lol Everyone else is completely helpless except for the protagonist SHARK DODGER. lol

[Jaybar]

I'm very pleased with the first few posts.

... can't resist....

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I thought the scientists were studying how a shark's cells could help cure brain cancer? As a side effect it made the sharks smarter.

Raging, though. Nothing else to contribute sorry.

[Brill Weave]

I thought the movie was funny in a ridiculously stupid kind of way. Plus I've always dug Saffron Burrows.

[TummieGaruda]

I'm very pleased with the first few posts.

... can't resist....

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I thought the scientists were studying how a shark's cells could help cure brain cancer? As a side effect it made the sharks smarter.

Raging, though. Nothing else to contribute sorry.

I think they were trying to find a cure for Alzheimer's disease, so they genetically engineered some sharks to have larger brains to harvest brain cells but it made them intelligent... very bright idea...

Very funny movie though especially when Samuel L Jackson gave that speech about getting out of there and he got devoured by the shark.

[Seraph]

Never got why they had the genetically engineered shark with the huge brain, but they never bothered to make it sterile too. Wasn't the huge issue (besides everyone getting eaten) that the super shark would get out and start breeding with regular sharks?

So stupid... :/

[Mizango]

I actually bought the DVD a long time ago

[Petitssk]

In the film's original cut, McCallister lived, but test audiences made it clear how much they disliked the character (going so far as to shout "Die, bitch!" at the screen) as her actions had caused all that had gone wrong.[citation needed] Thus, the decision was made to re-shoot the ending so that her character died. Conversely, Sherman "Preacher" Dudley, played by LL Cool J, was to die but test audiences loved the character so much that filmmakers re-shot the ending and had him live

Really made me chuckle when I read this today, it's been years since I watched the movie (and I've only watched it once), but I still recall how much I hated that retarded woman (She's the one that saved the first shark, the woman that's torn apart by the last shark).

[Knightmare]

The worst part of the movie has to be the helicopter part, seriously wtf was that pilot smoking. The whole shark pulling a helicopter towards the water crap was just dumb.

[Headspace]

Apparently awesome movies piss people off.

[Max™]

I actually bought the DVD a long time ago

You're black, you can't help it.



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WHY DID THE HELICOPTER EXPLODE?

WHY DID THE SHARK LL THREW A LIGHTER AT GO BOOM?



I need a T-shirt now.

Everything I need to know, I learned from Deep Blue Sea: Things explode unless you're naked.

[Dezzimal]

Don't watch Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus then.

[Mizango]

You're black, you can't help it.



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WHY DID THE HELICOPTER EXPLODE?

WHY DID THE SHARK LL THREW A LIGHTER AT GO BOOM?



I need a T-shirt now.

Everything I need to know, I learned from Deep Blue Sea: Things explode unless you're naked.

lol Everything you said is true. I have a inclination to like shitty movies, that explains why I bought the Soul Plane trilogy.

[Pendas]

I have a inclination to like shitty movies, that explains why I bought the Soul Plane trilogy.

You're black, you can't help it.

Really doesn't help...