Rooommates

[Blarg]

Has anyone had a roommate of the opposite sex before? I'm looking for one atm and so far I've only gotten guys responding but if a girl does respond is it even worth responding (I won't get to meet any of them as I am not living in the place during summers)

On one hand you have potential for her to be really hot, as many university girls are where I will be living. Then she would bring her hot friends over and they would all obviously have sex with me all the time. In the event that this scenario doesn't happen, unlikely I know, I will have to live with a girl who doesn't want to be naked and have sex with me, and what good is that.

What do I do if I get a transexual respond.

[Cheerios]

For the last part, just follow your heart. You'll know what's right.

[Ryko]

By heart he meant penis. Blood rushes through both so it's easy to get them mixed up.

[Blarg]

Well if I follow my penis I will just walk into a wall and bend my penis and then my penis will bend left or right and I will end up spinning in circles. Chicks don't dig guys who spin in circles.

[Krye]

Maybe not if you spin in fag circles

[Blarg]

how many sides does a fag circle have?

[Ivve]

the downside is that if you do have a hot female roommate who has sex with you, she'll expect you to pay her half of the rent.

[Kuya]

You could pretend to be gay. That might help, but don't pretend too long or you might stay that way.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

Honestly, if you depend on that persons half of the bills to make due, probably not a good idea to get involved with a girl you live with. Bitches be crazy.

[Blarg]

I've heard a rumour that girls grow extra tits if you live with them.

[Ivve]

it's true

[Kuya]

you are lying to me ivve

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Scenario 1. Roommate + benefits = drama when either of you decide for any reason to stop fucking and move on to other subjects. Roommate can potentially forever subject your new partners to judgment and cliff notes on your performance. = bad.

Scenario 2. Hot Roommate + Fall in love with hot roommate when she does not feel the same = subjected to witnessing her fuck every one but you.

Scenario 3. Hot roommate who does not ever want to fuck you but wants your advice that she never takes for the men she does fuck who treat her like shit at 3am while you could be sleeping or fucking her.

Or tldr Komm's info is very correct.

[tyven]

bitches keep the bathroom clean. do it

[Day]

bitches keep the bathroom clean. do it

LOL

Bitches are nasty man, idc what anyone says, I've lived with several ladies and they are all filthy, they just hide it well. I've seen some girls rooms look like a fucking landfill for goodwill.

[tyven]

you live with redneck bulldykes bro. get yourself a woman that appreciates sanitation, blonde hair, and the male form and your bathroom will never be dirty.

[Day]

you live with redneck bulldykes bro. get yourself a woman that appreciates sanitation, blonde hair, and the male form and your bathroom will never be dirty.

Nah man it's not just them, I've had to even train my gf to pick up her shit, and she had this one friend that was a 919 in public and I went over there one time and I should have put on a fucking hazmat suit to step into her room. Maybe saying all bitches is a bit much but I promise girls are a lot fucking nastier than they appear.

[Maguspk]

Girls are fucking messy.

[tyven]

every cunt i have lived with has remained clean and smelled nice. except for my last gf every cunt i have dated has remained clean and smelled nice. perhaps i just have a lucky track record

[Day]

I think so.