Rooommates

[Atreides]

gross

all men should own a massaging shower head btw

[Day]

gross

all men should own a massaging shower head btw

I have one but I've hurt myself too many times trying to climb up there and have it against my balls, I always fall, fucking walls are slick when wet.

[Ivve]

i have the same problem day. my balls are just not getting massaged the way i want and i can't reach the fucking shower head.

[Day]

Its a sad sad world Ivve.

[Blarg]

Shit stains should only occur if you are lazy with wiping or too fat to wipe your ass. You shouldn't have many drip problems and if you do try using some tp on the tip of your dick after you shake, if you see any pee then your shaking doesn't cut it and you should learn new technique or just dab with tp till you don't see anything. Drip problems are more of a problem with urinals where walking to one with tissue will look like you are jerking off.

[Ivve]

full of disappointment day

[Day]

We call it PUD, (Post Urinary Drip), sometimes shit just happens man, I mean I'll be shaking like a mofo, like "get out, get the fuck out you last drops", urine is all like "hey ok we're out" then I'm like "cool, back in you go" then I take 3 steps and urine is like "HAHA PSYCHE".

[Ivve]

Shit stains should only occur if you are lazy with wiping or too fat to wipe your ass.

i dunno man, everyone has some bad luck every now and then with shit stains. the more hair in your ass, the more likely it is to happen -- especially if you don't use the wet wipes. even the tiniest hint of shit can mix with sweat and discolor stuff. then again i imagine spam forum denizens don't really break a sweat that often.

[Atreides]

even for people who are too fat they have that wand thing now

[Blarg]

If you are shaking with your fingers half way you are holding the part of your dick near your base higher than the tip so you got urine chilling there not getting out due to gravity or some magic stuff. When you drop your dick back into your pants that stuff is now able to drop down. Let your manliness hang all the way down for a second or 2 and then imagine yourself walking to trick your dick into thinking its ok to surprise bomb your underwear.

[Blarg]

i dunno man, everyone has some bad luck every now and then with shit stains. the more hair in your ass, the more likely it is to happen -- especially if you don't use the wet wipes. even the tiniest hint of shit can mix with sweat and discolor stuff. then again i imagine spam forum denizens don't really break a sweat that often.

If you employ a grab (the hair) and pull approach after the initial wiping you should get those danglies that like to hide.

[Ivve]

doesn't really need to be danglies. just having shit go through there at all is going to leave some traces. i have really long hair (on my head) and no matter how well i think i removed something like syrup, mustard, salad dressing that my hair has dipped into, it's always crusty and fucked up later in the day. i honestly can't imagine how hairy-assed people keep from reeking like shit all the time.

[Shiroikage]

I have never single once had a shit stain. I never understood how they occur. I almost never get stuff in my hair, either, because I brush back my hair with my fingers like a lady when I am eating something that leaves residue.

[Blarg]

I can see how a shit stain is more common for chubbies as when they wear shorts it always seems to be riding inside their ass so I imagine their underwear is riding between their cheeks even in jeans. If your underwear is not in your ass crack your actual asshole should be an inch or so away from your underwear even when sitting down since your cheeks will be separating them. So the shit would have to be on the ends of your asshole hair and if that's the case you can see that by bending over and having a gander and making sure to get that part of your hair cleaned.

[Kuya]

Same thing happens with cum. You think you got it all out, until 5 minutes later.

[Jaybar]

Picture blarg's scenario. Now picture the motion your two ass cheeks make when walking or running. That's asking for shit stains. People think it's disgusting when I attempt to discreetly pull my boxer briefs out of my ass (I will try to pull down on one or both legs, I generally don't reach into my ass unless I'm alone).

Fucking shit stains piss me off. I'll see them and immediately ready the laundry.

[Atreides]

Same thing happens with cum. You think you got it all out, until 5 minutes later.

you pretty much need to squeeze your dick out from the bottom like a toothpaste tube and it STILL ends up oozing out like 10 minutes later

[Jaybar]

you pretty much need to squeeze your dick out from the bottom like a toothpaste tube and it STILL ends up oozing out like 10 minutes later

Taking a piss after cleaning up generally purges the rest out. God help you if you get urine/cum stain though.

[Blarg]

If you give yourself head you can just suck it all out in 1 go

[Blarg]

also

my shit don't stink