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    There is simply no sure fire way to get it all out. Sometimes not even peeing will do the trick. Though i find that sneezing tends to push some of it out. It's really frustrating.

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    White underwear is just a bad idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    White underwear is just a bad idea.
    Yeah whos brite idea was this?

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    I get white underwear and then shit all over it and let the shit set into it and colour it which takes about a year. After that you can just wear your natural brown underwear and have no visible stains.

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    this is why you need to cum into the VACUUM OF SPACE

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    Women who don't wrap their sanitary products before disposing of them are disgusting. my housemates have all been ok but one of the guys i used to live with had a slutty girlfriend who would dump pads and tampons into the bin in the bathroom without even putting a bag in it, let alone wrapping them in anything. Gross, I ended up buying a packet of nappy bags and leaving them in his room but she didn't get the hint ; ; I should have put on some marigolds and rubbed one of them in her face, like training a puppy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keria View Post
    Women who don't wrap their sanitary products before disposing of them are disgusting
    Agreed, this is gross, how hard is it to cover it with ... ANYTHING? No one wants to see what's on your pad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    I have never single once had a shit stain. I never understood how they occur. I almost never get stuff in my hair, either, because I brush back my hair with my fingers like a lady when I am eating something that leaves residue.
    my hair is just about elbow length now. i pretty much don't have control anymore.

    Quote Originally Posted by Keria View Post
    Women who don't wrap their sanitary products before disposing of them are disgusting. my housemates have all been ok but one of the guys i used to live with had a slutty girlfriend who would dump pads and tampons into the bin in the bathroom without even putting a bag in it, let alone wrapping them in anything.
    depends on where you are. if you're at someone else's place, yeah. if someone's going to roll in and use the master bathroom in my place though, they can just deal with what's in my trash can. it's got a liner and there are 2 other bathrooms to take a shit in. i have no remorse at all if they see something they don't like.

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    i share a bathroom with my sister, bloody tampons everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    if someone's going to roll in and use the master bathroom in my place though, they can just deal with what's in my trash can. it's got a liner and there are 2 other bathrooms to take a shit in. i have no remorse at all if they see something they don't like.
    I don't know why you would want to look at it.

    If for whatever reason shitty toilet paper didn't stink and was therefore disposed of in a garbage can, I wouldn't leave it brown-side-up, if for no other reason than I don't want to see that gross shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I don't know why you would want to look at it.

    If for whatever reason shitty toilet paper didn't stink and was therefore disposed of in a garbage can, I wouldn't leave it brown-side-up, if for no other reason than I don't want to see that gross shit.
    mostly because i don't spend my time in the bathroom staring into my trash can? i roll up pads just to keep them from sticking to all sort of shit and being inconvenient, but i'm not going to waste a bunch of toilet paper mummifying a tampon when it's just going to show through that anyway unless you really really bundle it. i dunno what to tell you, go buy some shit with a lid instead of being a cheap shitbag i guess.

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    such a fucking waste of toilet paper too holy shit i've never seen toilet paper disappear as fast as I do now with 3 women in the house. AND while Im on the subject change the fucking roll you lazy bitches, nothing pisses me off more than the new roll standing vertical on the old roll. That's some for real rage shit right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    such a fucking waste of toilet paper too holy shit i've never seen toilet paper disappear as fast as I do now with 3 women in the house.
    exactly, man. wrapping up your shit for aesthetic reasons is wasteful and stupid; get a can with a lid or put some literature in your bathroom bro. i have a magazine rack in there just stuffed full of shit to read. there's no excuse to be digging in the trash looking for reasons to be grossed out.

    i hate people who whine about which way the toilet paper is replaced on the roll. i don't even check when i'm mounting that shit up. face up or face down makes no difference to me. if you don't like it you can take the extra 2 seconds to flip it over; i won't change it back. same for people who complain about the upness or downnness of the toilet seat. who cares? it takes just as much effort for me to put it down as it does for someone to put it up, stop wasting your fucking air on this argument bitches.

    the only thing that really bothers me is living with someone who can't clean up after themselves. i don't mind being the one to do dishes because i know i'm more thorough than a lot of people, but if you can't even take your dish from the table to the sink you need to be slapped until you see spots. that is how you get bugs. needless, unnecessary messes bother me too. i hate people who dig out a drawer or box looking for something and then don't put shit back when they're done. pigs.

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    we'd make gewd rewmates

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    mostly because i don't spend my time in the bathroom staring into my trash can? i roll up pads just to keep them from sticking to all sort of shit and being inconvenient, but i'm not going to waste a bunch of toilet paper mummifying a tampon when it's just going to show through that anyway unless you really really bundle it. i dunno what to tell you, go buy some shit with a lid instead of being a cheap shitbag i guess.
    except that usually when you're tossing a pad, you're using another, so just wrap it in the new one's wrapper? It's fucking gross to see some rolled up pad whose sticky has kinda failed and now it's open faced and all bloodcrusty. I don't care who's bathroom it is, that's not hygenic and it's unsightly.

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    besides you don't have to mummify it, just a couple times around is acceptable, shit

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    sera have I told you lately that I want to fuck love you?

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    i never get tired of it baby

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