^ thisiswhyurfat
^ thisiswhyurfat
Thats how I already eat chicken.
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Recently, I ordered a 10ft AC cord from HP for use with my power adaptor. For just one small piece of power plug, this is how it was delivered to me. In a 10kg wooden pallet, directly from Inventec in Shanghai.
This is simply ridiculous as the barely 300g box was contained within a larger box and strapped to a wooden pallet weighing more than the contents itself. DHL must have charged HP a lot for this shipment, so how could this even be cost effective.
I am kind of annoyed with HP as I had to drag this pellet from my apartment lobby, into the lift, out of the lift, into my home, cut it open, remove the contents and discard all the junk packaging. This is ultra fail for environmental conservation.
Wow...I wonder how much they charged in freight?
In honor of the season finale last night.
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Sad mustaches to the rescue.
I ate whale in Japan, it doesn't taste good. It used to be like...cafeteria food 20-30 years ago. Gross.
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lol i went back and deleted all my comments to alissa hart, looks like she is arguing w/ herself now successful troll is successful
I like how you added the rock hard abs and cucumber dick, nice touch.
ty ty. Real_nigga is truly a work of art.
wheres that quote about the ethug talking about banging his so called hot girlfriend in the shower and having pussies wet when hes around? you shoulda quoted that in there woulda been hilarious
Lol I could picture it now. School starts monday
Teacher: Ok Mr. Freeman, stand up and tell us about yourself
Me: My abs are rock hard and my dick is the size of a cucumber.
lol that post in the conversation was taken directly out of that ethug post.
Edit:
Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.
Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.
I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.
Sorry for any reposts.
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