So everything seemed to be going fine

[archibaldcrane]

I was down there, tonging/fingering away, and she's all moaning and moving her hips for maximum effect, and as it starts getting intense she gets a little thrashy.

A good thing, I know she's close. I maintain lip-lock and go for broke, riding out the undulations and it's right then that I get the dreaded

Hip Thrust

and now my upper lip is a little swollen and my two front teeth hurt.

I'm a trooper and finished the job but fuck my face hurts

[tyven]

you disgust me

[archibaldcrane]

If I was a Real_Nigga I'd just look at her and she'd get wet and come.

I'm a disgrace.

[tyven]

you inspire me

[Kuya]

Real men just have sex with women without a care for their pleasure.

[Kuya]

What you did was ho shit archi.

[Charismatic]

Real men just have sex with women without a care for their pleasure.

Nah, nah... that's bitch niggas right there.
Unless it's gonna be a one night stand then who gives a fuck


make sure she doesn't know any fine bitches though because she will tell stories about how you couldn't make her cum

[archibaldcrane]

If I'm going to make them demonstrate the fortitude and the bravery necessary to successfully suck me off, you're damn right they're going to get theirs.

Compassion. Pass it on.

[Charismatic]

Compassion... hahah, what a joke.
I'm done with that shit.

I used to be on that level but only so many times you'll want to stick your neck out

[Brill Weave]

Hip Thrust

The only thing worse is the double hip thrust in rapid succession. I salute you for finishing.

[Kuya]

If I'm going to make them demonstrate the fortitude and the bravery necessary to successfully suck me off, you're damn right they're going to get theirs.

Compassion. Pass it on.

This compassion you speak of is dreadful.

[archibaldcrane]

Also I love eating pussy, or more accurately love making girls come.

Only thing worse than the hip thrust is when you're going at it doggystyle and you're leaning over her to bite her shoulder Al Michaels style or whisper some nasty shit in her ear and she snaps her head back and catches you in the nose.

That shit sucks.

[Kuya]

I love eating pussy

lol

[Kuya]

I bet you're going to tell me you buy music next.

[archibaldcrane]

also I know you think the vagina resembles some sort of stinky smashed fruit Kuya, but that doesn't mean I can't love rubbing that shit all over my face.

[Charismatic]

Also I love eating pussy, or more accurately love making girls come.

Only thing worse than the hip thrust is when you're going at it doggystyle and you're leaning over her to bite her shoulder Al Michaels style or whisper some nasty shit in her ear and she snaps her head back and catches you in the nose.

That shit sucks.

Well, if that's what gets you going then more power to you man.

[Brill Weave]

Only thing worse than the hip thrust is when you're going at it doggystyle and you're leaning over her to bite her shoulder Al Michaels style or whisper some nasty shit in her ear and she snaps her head back and catches you in the nose.

Wife gave me a wicked bruise on my cheek from this. So I choked her out with erotic asphyxiation as payback. At least she didn't catch your dick on a snaggletooth or anything. Now THAT is mother fucking pain.

[Kuya]

Only thing missing is him telling us he likes the missionary position. Sick bastard.

[Brill Weave]

Poor missionaries never did anything to deserve your wrath.

[Day]

Real believable story you got there