So everything seemed to be going fine

[archibaldcrane]

Only thing missing is him telling us he likes the missionary position. Sick bastard.

I love seeing that "gasp upon entry". Shit's glorious.

The quick inhalation and wide-eyes, like what I imagine you'd look like if you were stuck by a bayonet in the civil war.

Nothing like telling a girl you mean business like penetrating her with your cock.

Nothing.

[Day]

Am I on virgins.com what the fuck

[Kuya]

lol

[archibaldcrane]

Day, return to threads that could use your bleeding vag.

[Charismatic]

I love seeing that "gasp upon entry". Shit's glorious.

The quick inhalation and wide-eyes, like what I imagine you'd look like if you were stuck by a bayonet in the civil war.

Nothing like telling a girl you mean business like penetrating her with your cock.

Nothing.

http://i32.tinypic.com/2rep2yv.jpg

[Kuya]

I don't mind licking the pussy cat, but the idea of telling other people i do seems like major attention whoring. Just imagine a chick yelling at the top of her lungs how SHE LOVES TO SUCK COCK. I think we all know what's going on there.

[archibaldcrane]

My face smells somewhat like vagina. I should wash it.

Also, beard.

[archibaldcrane]

And this thread started about my two front teeth.

Face still hurts.

[Day]

I don't mind licking the pussy cat, but the idea of telling other people i do seems like major attention whoring. Just imagine a chick yelling at the top of her lungs how SHE LOVES TO SUCK COCK. I think we all know what's going on there.

Really gonna have to agree.

[Day]

Day, return to threads that could use your bleeding vag.

Hey arch return to general where they like these LJ topics.

[archibaldcrane]

Also, the chick never finishes the sentence, it's like "I LOVE TO SUCK COc *glug glug glug*"

[Mizango]

Archi you my nigga dawg. Play on.


Straight up, the front teeth thing is no joke. Its like being sucker punched the next morning.

[archibaldcrane]

Day, are you waning from your "this shit is fake" position, into a more defensible "i don't want to read this shit" position?

Strategic.

[Kuya]

WHITE PEOPLE FIGHT

[Krye]

Day return to my bed where I will love you

[Day]

They both stand true.

[Mizango]

Prob trying to get some of that Archi juju tbh. To be the man you gotta beat the man, or in this case hate the man.

[Mizango]

I WANT SOME ARCHI JUJU.

[Mizango]

No homo.

[Day]

I mean I really hate to agree with Kuya, but I'm trying to imagine the mentality of thinking someone actually cares about the first time you ate some pussy.