guartz

[Day]

Cause men in America don't all look like zangief, so some of those closet homos can't resist the amazing looks of American men.

[Howard Roark]

american men:
- shave their legs/backs/faces/chests/arms/balls/taint
- work out, developing their calves, arms, chests and more
- use facial products and skin products to appear less like sandpaper

ultimately going from Tom Selleck to a goddamn faggot who looks like a woman


of course there's gonna be some bumfucking

russian men:
- abuse their livers
- get fat
- stink
- play chess

who wants to fuck that guy?

[guartz]

maybe because being openly gay in russian culture is like a death sentence.

at least in the criminal community.

who populate the prisons.

[Howard Roark]

look guartz if you don't stop laying out clear sequential logical statements that conclude in irrefutable points, we are gonna have to stop trying to convince each other of things

gimme some room to work here




also I think I should have added at least 3 comma's back there

[guartz]

well, I concur on the fact that American men dress themselves like women.

[Kuya]

Yes, because believe it or not, we're still rich as fuck.

The word we're was a nice touch.

[Dimmauk]

One thing I noticed about russian porn is that they tend to focus on the male orgasm too much. Zoom in on him as he gives an exaggerated orgasm face. Sometimes, and this may shock you, they forgo showing the facial and just show the guys face as he cums. If you time your orgasm for the facial you end up jerking off to some stupid looking russians face with a 3$ haircut.

LOL. That shit is gay.

Fact: Americans think all Euros are fags.

[Olo401]

I don't care what yall do I ain't shaving my fuckin legs.

[guartz]

LOL. That shit is gay.

Fact: Americans think all Euros are fags.

not if the prison system is the basis for that judgment.

[Blarg]

Prison is the definition of bros before hos.

[BRP]

Kuya did you ever get that blackcats account working again?

[Kuya]

No, i stopped trying a long time ago. Why?

[BRP]

No, i stopped trying a long time ago. Why?

Hmmm, you could try getting a new keyword. I just realized this now lol. Recover in search box + email at bottom. Might be too late...

[Kuya]

Recover in search box + email at bottom

hmm? what do you mean?

[BRP]

Go to blackcatz front page. You know the bullshit one. Type in Recover in the search box(instead of referal or your keyword) and you'll get a spot to type in the email you signed up with.

I would like to give you another invite(though it is timed, so I will have to wait awhile before i make use of another one.) I think it will be okay. Might want to change your IP or something though lol.

[Kuya]

Let me see if the first thing works.

[BRP]

What is your status comrade kuya?

[Kuya]

Completely forgot about it because i took a nap. I'll check later.