Obligatory masturbation thread

[Charismatic]

That ain't me, so I don't know... but that's the impression I get from some of these guys and I know for sure that at least 2 are telling the truth about smashin bitches every night.


(One of them because I used to live with him for a while and had to put up with hearing that shit while I was trying to get some sleep but yet still called himself the "Jack-off King")

[Shiroikage]

I am smashin bitches every night.

[Charismatic]

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT HUNTING GO AWAY SHIROIKAGE

[Falisa]

Whats this? A thread about masturbation? That is an evil evil sin

[Falisa]

Also, this is my favorite video ever.

Amirasusan's Videos

[Conrad]

Oh I've seen that video before, I remember cause Comedy Central was on in the background I think. A++ Fali

[Conrad]

In fact it deserves a second viewing now.

[#686578]

Also, this is my favorite video ever.

Amirasusan's Videos

FFFFFFFFFFFFTHANK YOU

I visited that site from a link in /b/ a few nights ago and saw some awesome amateur stuff that I loved but forgot to bookmark the site and couldn't remember which generic streaming _____tube site it was in the morning.

[#686578]

I was about to make a thread asking for help.

[Colenzo]

all this talk of eating jizz of glass objects has really got me feelin frisky

[The Stig]

On the subject of eating jizz, i can't understand how the JP do it. I mean, you have a girl there bukkaked by 50 or so guys, then another 50 jizz into a bowl, and the girl then proceeds to "eat her meal" of jizz + food. I think I got a vid somewhere, just need to dig it out, but the girl dips her sushi or noodles or whatever into this bowl of jizz, eats, swallows and then later literally takes the bowl and downs it.

I slightly feel sick at the thought.

And why the hell is JP stuff so .... noisy, from the girl.

[Kuya]

Nothing kills my buzz faster than JP porn.

[Chicomagiko]

HOLY FUCK

Aurora Jolie & Gianna Michaels





2 of my favorite women together at last (ok recent favorite for jolie but still)

Broke my streak. 107 days.

[Falisa]

I hate the fake porn shit. I seriously cant figure out how guys can get off on it but I guess maybe girls (or just me) are bit more picky. Its gotta be home made, amateur, pulled out my cheap ass camera to record this.

[Falisa]

Dildo from ass to mouth. Seriously? Seriously. That's some disgusting shit(lol) right there.

I turned it off right at that moment.

[Blarg]

They clean their assinsides out beforehand so it's all good.

[Blarg]

Ironically they clean their assinsides by licking dildos and stuffing them up their asses and then repeating.

[Ivve]

ass to mouth doesn't gross me out. they do some serious enema stuff beforehand so their ass probably has less nasty stuff in it than their vag. that's another thing i don't like about amateur porn; chicks really aren't as groomed and clean a lot of the time and the quality is shitty.

i need good camera angles; someone's shitty-ass webcam or stupid little digital camera sitting on their desk 6 feet away catching them from the side doesn't do it for me. i need to see shit clearly. example: Gang bang on teen - SlutLoad.com. that video itself is kind of short and meh; i like more interesting positions.

compare to this: Bent Over A Couch And Assfucked - SlutLoad.com
she's like barely getting dicked. she can't take a cock worth a damn and she doesn't even look like she's enjoying it. i'm not really turned on by watching chicks that aren't having a good time also. fuck back, stop being shitty. this vid also spends too much time shooting her reaction as she gets fucked from the side, which plays right back into camera angles i don't care about. i don't know man, unless i'm actually viewing the penetration i really can't get interested. POV gogo.

almost always has to be interracial unless they're going to do something really amazing or there's some giant cocks involved. average white people getting/giving blow jobs or just having sex bores me. it's just not visually interesting.

[Ivve]

also black guys tend to crack jokes and shit during gang bangs, it's kind of amusing. i'll have to look up the series i'm thinking of where it happens a lot.

[Day]

It feels good blowing it and immediately after, but then I just have to turn off whatever I'm watching if I was watching something because I'm just disgusted with it and myself and whatever afterwards.

lol glad to know I'm not alone.