Obligatory masturbation thread

[Conrad]

Masturbation could very well just be something to do between meals on an otherwise boring day.

Or when you wake up.

[Conrad]

Or before bed.

[Conrad]

Or while browsing BG.

[Conrad]

Or Youtube.

[Conrad]

Or while waiting for the Phillies game to come on.

[Conrad]

Or after using the bathroom.

[Conrad]

And before.

[Conrad]

Just as an example of course, I'm not referring to anyone in particular.

[Kuya]

Sometimes you have no intention of masturbating, but if you've already whipped it out, you mind as well give it a work out.

[Kuya]

This is particularly true when you sleep naked.

[Conrad]

I can't sleep naked, I need at least boxers to keep my boys from flapping around all willy-nilly.

[Howard Roark]

I've done it when I have a semi that just won't go away when i want to sleep, sometimes it's just for comfort but who am I kidding, this is really the exception

[Kuya]

oh hi kytele

[Conrad]

I've done it when I have a semi that just won't go away when i want to sleep, sometimes it's just for comfort but who am I kidding, this is really the exception

If I try and sleep naked I usually wake up sometime in the middle of the night with an erection and have to get rid of it before I get to sleep, which then makes cleanup an issue and I want to put on clothes to avoid staining my sheets anyway so I should have just kept the boxers on in the first place.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

This thread is not helping my work towards dissolving my penis envy.

[Conrad]

Women can masturbate as much as we can, quit complaining about it and start being more productive.

[Conrad]

In fact they can do it more because there's no refractory period.

[_chuchu]

my hat goes off to those who hate the fake looking shit. jolie's body is perfect for me

[Howard Roark]

This thread is not helping my work towards dissolving my penis envy.

it's pretty kewl and easier to get off I think but you guys have amazing bodies, I'd be a total lez if I were a chick though, and hang out in the showers all day at the gym

[Mistress Stowastiq]

it's pretty kewl and easier to get off I think but you guys have amazing bodies, I'd be a total lez if I were a chick though, and hang out in the showers all day at the gym

:D
I always get shut down with this argument when I mention penis envy.