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    fkyea

    Was leaving for work this mornin and found a baggy of weed near the street by my house.. winna winna chickn dinna!

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    what the fuck man this never happens to me.

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    unless it's my own bag I got high and forgot where I put it then find it later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    unless it's my own bag I got high and forgot where I put it then find it later
    Exactly

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    My guess is some kid in the neighborhood got paranoid thinking they were being tailed by a cop and tossed their stash. They probably rode by the same spot after I rolled thru sayin WHERE BE MAH SHIT YO

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    I'd be mad as a motherfucker, but that's also why I plan to eat my shit in the event I'm feeling the heat.

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    And by shit I mean weed, because that sentence looks fucked up without clarification.

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    not gonna lie you really needed that 2nd post

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    true that

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    inb4 it turns out to actually be boat, and you give yourself brain damage.

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    sorry, edit for honkeys:

    5. boat
    weed soaked in elmbalming fluid and laced with PCP. gives you scary ass trips. stay away from this shit, kids.

    he was trippin after he smoked mad boat.

    7. boat
    Mid Atlantic slang for PCP. Primarily Washington D.C. and surrounding Virginia.

    Urban Dictionary: boat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    unless it's my own bag I got high and forgot where I put it then find it later
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...08_towelie.gif
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    not gonna lie you really needed that 2nd post
    yea you really did, i was like wait what
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    sorry, edit for honkeys:

    5. boat
    weed soaked in elmbalming fluid and laced with PCP. gives you scary ass trips. stay away from this shit, kids.

    he was trippin after he smoked mad boat.

    7. boat
    Mid Atlantic slang for PCP. Primarily Washington D.C. and surrounding Virginia.

    Urban Dictionary: boat
    but then he'd be
    http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/im-on-a-boat.jpg
    And that would be pretty awesome

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    boat is frightening shit. that was the old trick back in the day. kids roll one up, and you're like sure i'll hit that. you pass it, everyone laughs. 19 hours later you're like... 'trolled.'

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    I'd smoke that shit

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    let's do it, day

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    see if heather can find us some boat.. .

    wait that might be straight pcp in your area.

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    I'll start writing your obituaries

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    The scary part is you really can't tell the difference between boat and regular weed from the look/smell/taste of it. So it's super easy to get trolled. And once you find out, it's way too late. It doesn't help that you're already paranoid from smoking weed, too.

    BG ADVICE: If you've got rl friends who are thinking about smoking boat, get new friends.

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    idk sounds liek fun to me

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