When did

[Absolutely Virtue]

Man I'm jealous. I had to poop just lookin at it.

[Absolutely Virtue]

That reminds me. One of these days I wanna make a poll in General about comfort levels when pooping at work. I'm genuinely curious.

[Ragnell]

lol

[Tyche]

I have no qualms with it. Our accountant spends like, 30 minutes a day on the throne. He calls it his "me time".

[Absolutely Virtue]

I used to be adamantly opposed to it, but I got used to it and now don't mind. I prefer to be home, of course, but not in a phobia way. I'm curious what the ratio of enjoy/comfortable/tolerate/fear is.

[Krye]

Only bitches have trouble shitting.

I never have to spend more than a minute taking a shit, I can eat whatever the fuck I want and it doesn't cause any issues.

Bitches.

[archibaldcrane]

Ever enter a public bathroom and hear some rustling like you think someone might've been fapping in a stall and now they're waiting restlessly for you to finish peeing and leave?

And then you finish peeing, walk to the door, open and close it but remain inside the bathroom, and then you start to hear feverish fapping, then laugh really fucking loud and finally leave?

[Ksandra]

who the fuck faps in a public bathroom. srly.

[Day]

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[Ksandra]

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I don't even know you anymore

[Charismatic]

I have done it.

[Charismatic]

There are fewer places that I wouldn't fap than places I would.

[tyven]

it always seems whenever i go in to piss someone is always finishing up shitting. ill be in there for 2 seconds and i hear the pants go up, the belt buckle, and out walks the turd dropper. im like come on bro, stay in your stall till im out, dont make it all awkward in here

[Ksandra]

the more I read, the less I understand men

[Day]

What can I say sometimes when I'm pissing it feels so awesome I get excited and then the shake feels awesome and it just kind of snowballs from there Ksandra. I still think of you like I do when I'm home, no need to be upset.

[Day]

it always seems whenever i go in to piss someone is always finishing up shitting. ill be in there for 2 seconds and i hear the pants go up, the belt buckle, and out walks the turd dropper. im like come on bro, stay in your stall till im out, dont make it all awkward in here

Yeah wtf everyone knows to stay in there and sit quiet like the amish until the pisser leaves.

[#686578]

Try Outback's Bloomin' Burger.

[tyven]

lol @ like the amish

[Day]

was gonna go with dunkard but wasn't sure if that was a regional term or what

[archibaldcrane]

When I drop a deuce in a public bathroom, I expect to be heralded with trumpets and shit upon my exit of the stall - no shame in poopin' here.

If the urinaters can't appreciate what I just put down, fuck 'em.

Opinion card.