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[Ryko]

When I drop a deuce in a public bathroom, I expect to be heralded with trumpets and shit

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[Atreides]

When I drop a deuce in a public bathroom, I expect to be heralded with trumpets and shit upon my exit of the stall - no shame in poopin' here.

If the urinaters can't appreciate what I just put down, fuck 'em.

Opinion card.

I have severe problems pooping in bathrooms im not familiar with (such as public ones) and I'll subconsciously go anywhere from 5 to 7 days without pooping if I'm in a new place.

[Ragnell]

oh this thread is awesome

[Atreides]

ur awesome

[Ragnell]

oh you :3

I've never fapped or ever plan to in public

[Ishido]

Day's burger would look great without that giant red onion.

[quannum]

who loves ya baby?

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[Day]

Red onions are great foo

[Cheerios]

The only dine-in restaurant I've ever gotten a burger in was at Famous Dave's. After seeing what Applebee's looks like, I'd probably consider that rather than their more expensive choices.

[#686578]

No seriously, Day, try a Bloomin' Burger.

[Absolutely Virtue]

the problem with them leaving while you're peeing is that inevitably someone else comes in while you're washing your hands, and it smells like you deuced. see also: elevator farts.

also:

1) i'll never be able to poop at work again without thinking about some of these perverts fapping in there. thanks for that.

2) i, too, find that when i'm traveling i poop less than when i'm at home. but omg i couldn't do 5-7 days. that can't be good.

[Callisto]

it also tastes delicious. it's more expensive than 5 guys so idk wtf you're on about, obviously you're trying to troll me about being poor. Well guess what, it worked, I'm going to go kill myself now and you will be sad.

Dude lemme get the rest of that burger them pls

[Ragnell]

I don't poop in weird places subconciously

[Cheerios]

I think that'd be a conscious decision

[Ragnell]

Not really, I just dont feel like shitting in weird places, when I get back to some place im' comfortable with then i gotta go

[Atreides]

yea, same here, its like the urge to poop completely vanishes if I'm not at home or another bathroom I've had experience pooping in

[Shiroikage]

The stalls are where I go to waste time at work. One time I left for 45 minutes and fell asleep on a toilet with my pants up.

[Sera]

... no shame in poopin' here.

If the urinaters can't appreciate what I just put down, fuck 'em.

/slow clap

Red onions are great foo

god i love me some red onions