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    Boy tried scooter holdup with toy gun

    Cops: Boy tried scooter holdup with toy gun - Crime & courts- msnbc.com
    Police: Boy tried scooter holdup with toy gun
    11-year-old allegedly tried to steal a silver push scooter from two boys

    CINCINNATI - An 11-year-old boy has been accused of trying to hijack two boys' scooters with a toy gun in an Ohio park.

    The father of the two boys, Rich Harrison, said his sons were frightened because it wasn't clear that the gun was a toy. His boys are ages 8 and 10.

    Cincinnati police said the 11-year-old pointed the toy gun, saying he wanted to take one of the silver push scooters, and then chased the brothers as they raced away.

    Police took the boy to the Hamilton County juvenile center, where he faces an Aug. 7 hearing.

    A public defender doubts the boy could understand the consequences of his behavior.
    I like how they use the word hijack here for a young boy

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    Is it a slow week or something?

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    Like the sig, lol

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    "A terrorist cell of 5-year-olds has been brought to justice after their biological attack of urine in a local swimming pool."

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    if the kid had just had a gun...

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    Young? 11 years old? Stupid is as stupid does...

    This kid deserves whatever punishment he gets.

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    I guess those caped crusaders weren't around doing their job.

    edit: inb4 bengals sign him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hank View Post
    "A terrorist cell of 5-year-olds has been brought to justice after their biological attack of urine in a local swimming pool."
    Didn't this already happen somewhere? I think it was either a pool, or a restaurant sink or something.

    Quote Originally Posted by Plow View Post
    if the kid had just had a gun...
    Too easy, but too true.

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    Judging by the first line in the article where it says "silver push scooter"...



    I'm gonna go with "Reading is FUNdamental."

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    I don't read the first line of news articles. Too many spoilers.

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    It's also in the middle of the article.

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    Real men only read every seventh word

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