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    Which is actually what I dreamt about last night.

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    Better than my dreams, falling or being chased.

    And I don't even mind the chasing, I just really hate the running.

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    They were all lined up and everyone was naked, it was magical

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    I did not do that no =(

    It kinda sucked tbh, I'm playing my bantar in a thing for the local theater here, so I went to rehersal for that then drank and smoked a lot.

    For those not in the know, a bantar or gitjo is a 6 string banjo tuned to a guitar and it's fucking awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Sure compliment yourself, that's what I do when no one else will.
    Gonna take a page from Dimm's book.

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    They were all lined up and everyone was naked, it was magical
    I love the line-up, they dont have enough line-up orgy porn to fit my tastes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa View Post
    Gonna take a page from Dimm's book.
    Never ever a good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa View Post
    Gonna take a page from Dimm's book.

    LOL
    Why do you do this to yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Better than my dreams, falling or being chased.

    And I don't even mind the chasing, I just really hate the running.
    I thought you were dreaming about my bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Never ever a good idea.
    That's what the fuck I've been sayin', seriously.

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    I think those are the words you used but maybe not

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    I do it because I know you hate it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    I love the line-up, they dont have enough line-up orgy porn to fit my tastes.
    I think I've only seen this once

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    I thought you were dreaming about my bitch
    That really was the sole exception in like 4 or 5 months, most of my dreams always somehow end with me running from something or falling to my eventual demise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa View Post
    I do it because I know you hate it
    Using that logic you could very well do anything aside from emulating a retard and it'd still probably accomplish the same goal.

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    I hate the bickering Ryko. Can we have make up sex yet?

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    I wont fall for your traps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    That really was the sole exception in like 4 or 5 months, most of my dreams always somehow end with me running from something or falling to my eventual demise.
    Did somebody atleast get chased in said dream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    Did somebody atleast get chased in said dream?
    I dont think anyone even got up in said dream. Like I said it was really lame and honestly way too realistic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    cuz the other mistress sure was
    It is rather ironic that we both use the title Mistress. I try to grasp humor in the comparisons but it appears as if he disliked his penis (I could be wrong as I do not know him. Tucking to hide it may be symbolic of dislike but could easily be utilitarian, as in effective for resembling female genitalia, with no intended symbolism.) where in contrast, I have penis envy.

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