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[Darkslitter]

Naked.

[Darkslitter]

And eat watermellon off of each others bodies

[Darkslitter]

afk I gotta go get some fucking watermellon

[Darkslitter]

and jerk off

[Ivve]

you like double l's i have noticed, slitty.

i do not object to your watermelon idea but i will say that i'm not championing the cause. it's just acceptable; the flavor is just not particularly strong. kinda feels like eating a half-melted snow cone after you've already sucked most of the flavoring out of it.

i roll with berries and citrus niggas

[Day]

I'm a pineapple strawberry man myself.

[Ivve]

also i do not care for apricots

[Ivve]

I'm a pineapple strawberry man myself.

what the fuck day, what the fuck. i seriously ate this at that crazy baby shower i went to the other day

[Ivve]

why don't we see more pineapple strawberry combos? it's all about the scrawberry banana and tbh i fucking hate bananas when it's blended with other fruits. the texture is just not right together, ever

[Day]

Fresh pineapples and strawberrys cut up and put in the fridge to get nice and cold are so fucking good omg.

[Day]

Also since this is my thread. This is successful trolling by asking 1 question.

why would they fire him?

For endangering others in the bank? If the guy actually had a gun he could have killed the teller/others if he was scared.

Concerned over getting sued when he tries it the next time and the robber wins, shoots a few people, and robs the bank anyway.

Because hero tactics get people shot and killed, and that's the last thing any company wants.

Go work as a higher-up somewhere for a bit, it'll make more sense.

[Ivve]

bananas can never achieve the same coldness other fruits can, either. they always seems like almost room temperature by comparison and that's gross in my mouth too

[Darkslitter]

what the fuck day, what the fuck. i seriously ate this at that crazy baby shower i went to the other day

whos this other day you speak of? Day you might have to defend your identity and kick some nigga's ass.

[Day]

bananas can never achieve the same coldness other fruits can, either. they always seems like almost room temperature by comparison and that's gross in my mouth too

Also they turn brown fast and ruin any kind of fruit salad you may put them in.

[Darkslitter]

Fresh pineapples and strawberrys cut up and put in the fridge to get nice and cold are so fucking good omg.

cut up some pineapples and get some frozen strawberries, throw in some coconut yogurt(yeah yoplait makes this shit yo), and mix in a blender. Shit's fucking awesome.

EDIT: like those big blocks of frozen strawberries that you can't really tell are strawberries.
Edit2: actually i'm changing the yogurt type

[Day]

idk man gonna be hard to top straight fresh pineapple, with anything really.

[Darkslitter]

good point, but this way is less sticky on the hands. So you can still type while eatting them.

[Day]

Oh, in my town we have forks.

[Darkslitter]

I eat pineapple like watermelon cut up like this:

http://www.spafreshmag.com/images/uploads/pineapple.jpg

[Darkslitter]

it's probably because i'm lazy and don't want to cut it into small triangles