Favorite Movie Quotes/Lines/Scenes

[eunhye]

Here's one of my favorite:

YouTube - "It might be a tumor".

Detective John Kimble: I have a headache.
Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It's not a tumor!

[Vandole]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

http://www.my-silvermac.com/wordpres...s/vendetta.jpg

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oh wow, i typed it out perfectly from memory. i still got it!

[Ruiner]

Synecdoche, New York had a ton of incredible quotes (it's where my sig's from), but I think this was my favorite:

YouTube - Funeral Monologue from Synecdoche, New York.

[fishstix]

Dodge this.

[Zilong]

[Akiyama]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

http://www.my-silvermac.com/wordpres...s/vendetta.jpg

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oh wow, i typed it out perfectly from memory. i still got it!

YouTube - V - Now in words we can all understand!

Loved this.

[Alderaan]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton tribute

[Aerin]

"Hey, asshole."

@ 6:40

[Zeb]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton tribute

ARGH! Beaten to the Pork Chop Express!

[Vandole]

Is that the bible?!
-It's the HOLY fuckin bible.
http://www.rustylime.com/content_ima...erks_ii_01.jpg

[Kwijiboe]

Someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back.

[Alderaan]

ARGH! Beaten to the Pork Chop Express!

Every single line Jack Burton says is memorable.

[fishstix]

Someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back.

that sounds like something Malcolm on Firefly would say

[Blabj]

Instead of posting every quote I can remember from Chinatown, I'll give you the IMDB link and a few of my favorites

Jake Gittes: You're dumber than you think I think you are.
...
Man with Knife: You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
...
Jake Gittes: But, Mrs. Mulwray, I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. And I still think you're hiding something.

Chinatown (1974) - Memorable quotes

Also, if this is recommendations for films with great quotes then watch A Fish Called Wanda. Hilarious, full of Englsih vs. American bashing, loads of great one-liners.

[Alderaan]

Every scene with Trent in Swingers, but this is my fav.

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.

[Pendas]

Snatch has some nice scenes and quotes.

YouTube - Snatch - "Bullet Tooth Tony" (Two types of balls)

YouTube - Snatch - Brick Top warns about Pig Farmers

[Furionstormrage]

Princess Leia: I love you

Han Solo: I know

Pimpest. guy. ever.

[Kurp]

YouTube - Sexual Tyrannosaurus

He had some good lines in that movie. "I ain't got time to bleed" was great too.

[Casty]

Synecdoche, New York had a ton of incredible quotes (it's where my sig's from), but I think this was my favorite:

YouTube - Funeral Monologue from Synecdoche, New York.

Wow this movie looks good, I'll have to check it out.

This whole seen in Monty Python. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfG...eature=related

Also from The Blues Brothers:

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

[Elcura]

Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seat's and a steering wheel.

Tony: So, you're obviously the big dick, men other side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincy faggot balls.

Vincent: These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer.

Tony: Your dick has drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever, they smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good 'ol pussy and brought your mincy faggot balls to the party. But you've got your parties muddled up, there's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got desert eagle .50 written on the side of mine. Should precipitate, your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now, fuck off.