"Who are you?!"
"Barf!"
"Not in here mister.. this is a Mercedes!"
"Who are you?!"
"Barf!"
"Not in here mister.. this is a Mercedes!"
Fight Club
"the things you own end up owning you"
not a TV show
but...
The Simpsons
"tha gogglez.. thay doo notheeeng!"
Spoken by both Andy(As played by Tim Robbins) and Red(as played by Morgan Freeman), in the movie "The Shawshank Redemption:"
"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between us, Dan.
Good call, but I prefer...
"Sometimes it makes me sad, though, Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice, but still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend."
from major league
"Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
Ghostbusters @2
"Go get her Ray!!" and "..when someone asks you if your a God, you say YES!"
Anchorman
"San Diego...German for a whale's vagina...." and "thats the most perfect rainbow ever, Do me on it!"
...i watch will ferral far too much i could sit and quote his movies all the day ><
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"65?"
"63. Do you know what the speed limit is?"
"Isn't it 65, officer?"
"Yeah, it is."
A few random ones:
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
Keep firing asshole!
Hello. My name is Enego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
And bonus round for anyone who knows this one: Can you blow me where the pampers is? (Hint: Gutter is a tool!)
Best scene ever is of course from the best movie ever, Heat. DeNiro & Pacino at the Diner. Nuff said.
I'll be back.
Makes me laugh every time.
Mikey: Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.
That movie was full of good bits, mostly from Freeman's narration. "Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'" just hit me like a .50 caliber round, though. Words to live by if I ever heard them.
I also just remembered, and am a bit shamed I forgot:
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Those who don't know that flick have earned my deepest pity.
A career? I've thought about this quite a bit sir and I would have to say considering what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. I dont want to do that. My father's in the army. He wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation, so what I've been doing lately is kick-boxing, which is a new sport...as far as career longevity, I dont really know. I cant figure it all out tonight, sir, so I'm just gonna hang with your daughter.
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everything drops to zero."
"Look me in the eyes, and then kill me."
"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"
"I don't know if I'm unhappy because I'm not free, or if I'm not free because I'm unhappy."
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS" -FOTR
"Tastes like a RAINBOW" -Knocked Up