Favorite Movie Quotes/Lines/Scenes

[Blabj]

"Yeah well Charlie don't surf!"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like... Victory."

[Rulke]

"You know for a clown fish, he's not very funny."
"Pity."

[Melena]

Robin Hood: Kindly let me pass.
Little John: Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
[Proudly]
Little John: I made that up.
Robin Hood: It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.

Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

[Dimmauk]

Raising Arizona




Young Guns




Karate Kid




Rocky 4




Bloodsport




Another Bloodsport (of obvious reasons)

[Kiro]

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

If you need to be told where this is from, you don't deserve to know.

[Davricle]

Yay Trainspotting

[Tyche]

One of my fav quotes from what may be my favorite movie of all time.

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5puJVS-XQGs

1:57-2:05

[Myrrh_Quetz]

"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"65?"
"63. Do you know what the speed limit is?"
"Isn't it 65, officer?"
"Yeah, it is."

Sorry but Super Troopers is my number 1 favorite movie so I'mma fix this for you.

"You know how fast you were going?"
"What?"
"How fast you were going"
"Uhh, 65?"
"63"
"Uhh, Officer, isn't, isn't the speed limit 65?"
"Yeah, it is.."

[Qalbert]

^meow, thats a great movie

[Suiram]

Another good one nobody's put up yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhl..._load_policy=3

[Mr.T]

YouTube - Goodfellas:"Funny, How?" Scene

This scene alone granted Pesci an oscar... I think it was completely improvised, not sure though

[Alderaan]

Mark Rumsfield: Hey, Ricky, get this lame-o out of your yard.
Ricky Butler: Hey, lame-o, get out of my yard.

The 'burbs is such an underrated Tom Hanks movie.

[Ruiner]

"I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old."

Depressing quote from a depressing movie.

[BRP]

It is like a finger pointing away to the moon.

*slap*

Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

[Scythiroth]

Super Troopers is full of awesome scenes. Too many to even post here.

Oh, and unrelated, but still awesome:

[Xajii]

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa.

and



I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on my day off, the steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward-assed fu** on the planet, I smell like shoe polish, my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fu**ing a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.

Thirty-seven.

[Despain]

Did you motorboat?

[_chuchu]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFNeBRc7W7s[./youtube]

fucking love this movie.

GET SOME!

Spoiler: show

http://www.blogcdn.com/xbox.joystiq....nukem3dddd.jpg

if you have already seen FMJ:

Spoiler: show

"Any person that runs is a VC anyone that stands still is a well disciplined VC"

"Ain't war hell?! hahahahaha"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

Did you motorboat?

MA, THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!

[YOUTUBE]-4g4nUE4ikE[/YOUTUBE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg



Does he look like a bitch?

Edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFngax7Qb8

[Sunrider]

"Are you gonna bark, little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"

[Blabj]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Dr. Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift.
Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.

Raoul Duke: [Narrating] Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. You approach the turnstiles and know that when you get there, you have to give the man two dollars or he won't let you inside. But when you get there, everything goes wrong. Some angry rotarian shoves you and you think "What's happening here? What's going on?" And you hear yourself mumbling...
Raoul Duke: Dogs fucked the Pope... no fault of mine.
Raoul Duke: [Narrating] Ether is the perfect drug for Las Vegas. In this town they love a drunk. Fresh meat. So they put us through the turnstiles and turned us loose inside.

Makes me laugh every time.