Favorite Movie Quotes/Lines/Scenes

[Nuketwig]

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

[EckoGecko]

Dignum: "Maybe maybe not maybe fuck yourself"

The Departed.

another funny line right before that one too but I can't remember it correctly

[_chuchu]

Dignum: "Maybe maybe not maybe fuck yourself"

The Departed.

another funny line right before that one too but I can't remember it correctly

forget which was before that, but Ellerby: "I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself."

[Rafbacca]

YouTube - Team america world police {greatest speech}

[_chuchu]

Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.

Oliver Queenan: You're a worker. You rise fast.
Dignam: Like a 12-year-old's dick.

[Xajii]

More from the Departed I love...

[opening line]

Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

Oliver Queenan: We have a question: Do you want to be a cop, or do you want to appear to be a cop? It's an honest question. A lot of guys just want to appear to be cops. Gun, badge, pretend they're on TV.
Dignam: Yeah, a lot of people just wanna slam a nigger's head through a plate-glass window.

Dignam: This is unbelievable. Who put the fuckin' cameras in this place?
Police Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.


Frank Costello: Heavy lies the crown... sort of thing.

Frank Costello: Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!

[Flarega]

[Ruiner]

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. He'd beat mommy right in front of me. One night he goes off crazier than usual, mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and says 'why so serious?' Comes at me with the knife- 'why so serious?' Sticks the blade in my mouth- 'Let's put a smile on that face' and... why so serious?

And you are beautiful. You look nervous- it's the scars isn't it? Wanna know how I got them? I had a wife, beautiful like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who says I need to smile more. Who gambles. And gets in deep with the sharks. One day they carve her face, and we've got no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know I don't care about the scars. So I put a razor in my mouth and do this to myself... And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me... She leaves! See, now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.

I know it's been done to death, but hearing these lines still gives me chills.

[_chuchu]

More from the Departed I love...

[opening line]

Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

Oliver Queenan: We have a question: Do you want to be a cop, or do you want to appear to be a cop? It's an honest question. A lot of guys just want to appear to be cops. Gun, badge, pretend they're on TV.
Dignam: Yeah, a lot of people just wanna slam a nigger's head through a plate-glass window.

Dignam: This is unbelievable. Who put the fuckin' cameras in this place?
Police Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.


Frank Costello: Heavy lies the crown... sort of thing.

Frank Costello: Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!

Frank Costello: When I was growing up, they would say you could become cops or criminals. But what I'm saying is this. When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

[Dezzimal]

The entirety of Super Troopers.

[The_OG_Nelta]

Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind.




Joel: Yeah, you said "so go." With such disdain, you know?

[Sunrider]

"All I have in this world are my balls an' my word an' I don't break 'em for no one."

[Null]

Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind.

Joel: Yeah, you said "so go." With such disdain, you know?

One of the greatest movies of all time. I like the opening line.

"Random thoughts of Valentines day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

"Sand is overrated. Its just tiny little rocks."

"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

[Ruiner]

The entirety of Super Troopers.

O'Hagen: I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle From the budget committee. This thing with Farva screwed our pooch.
Thorny: What? They can't lump us in with that fuckin' Martian.
O'Hagen: We're all in the same boat, fellas.
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Thorny: Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: Which wouldn't make them shenanigans, at all, really.
Mac: Evil shenanigans!
O'Hagen: I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!'
Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigan's?

[Serif]

Man on Fire

Fuentes: You know, I-I'm a professional.
Creasy: That's what everybody keeps saying. "I'm just a professional". Everybody keeps saying that to me. "I'm just a professional", "I'm just a professional". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing that.

Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.


Requiem for a Dream

Old Man: Ass to Ass

[eunhye]

Pumbaa: Hey, Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
Pumbaa: Oh. What are they?
Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.

in 94 i was 14! fuck i'm old!

[eunhye]

totally forgot about Pet Detective.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) - Memorable quotes

one of the best stupid comedies EvA

Mrs. Finkle: It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?

[Ace is standing in front of Lois who's in her underwear]
Ace Ventura: My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen!
[turns Lois around to reveal a bulge in her nether regions]
Ace Ventura: *That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!
[all the men in the vicinity start throwing up because Einhorn has kissed them]

[Davricle]

One of the greatest movies of all time. I like the opening line.

"Random thoughts of Valentines day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

"Sand is overrated. Its just tiny little rocks."

"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

Seconding everything this man says. ESoTSM is one of the best movies...ever.

[Ponyo]

True Blood :

Sookie "Maxine Fortenberry you put that pie down right now!"

*grabs pie*

Sookie "This is Gran's pie!"


The only reason I like this quote/scene is because Sookies grandmother had just died, and they were having the wake in her house. The lady had taken a pie out of the fridge and Sookie flipped out. I think it was accurate in the way people act odd when somebody has passed away. I had family members get VERY aggresive over a mirror of my grandmothers, so it was kinda real to me

[Brill Weave]

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. I'm all out of bubblegum.