Favorite Movie Quotes/Lines/Scenes

[liggy 0]

40yr old virgin
-Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa... I ain't nobody's nigga.
-Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
-Now you're being condescending, see? You've been warned, 'aight? Now, let's move forward amicably.
-Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.

Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV, my sister's dick look big on TV.

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Mr. burns - 5thousand? 10thousands? i swear that's all i got
homer kidnapper - don't you get it, this is more important than money!
Mr. burns - More important than money!? who is this?

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gangs of ny
Mulberry Street... and Worth... Cross and Orange... and Little Water. Each of the Five Points is a finger. When I close my hand it becomes a fist. And, if I wish, I can turn it against you.

[The_OG_Nelta]

Seconding everything this man says. ESoTSM is one of the best movies...ever.

Yeah friend recommended it, Jim Carey in a serious movie was kinda like whoa to me, and it was very good as well.

Definitely number two in my top 10.

EDIT for great quote.

Clementine: Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.
Joel: I remember that speech really well.
Clementine: I had you pegged, didn't I?
Joel: You had the whole human race pegged.
Clementine: Probably.
Joel: I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.
Clementine: I know.

[Davricle]

Joel: I think we should go.
Clementine: No, it's our house! Just for tonight...
[she looks at an envelope on the counter]
Clementine: ...we are David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I prefer to be Ruth, but I'm flexible.

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Clementine: Joely? What if you stay this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a goodbye at least, let's pretend we had one... Goodbye, Joel.
Joel: ...I love you...
Clementine: ...Meet me in Montauk...

[liggy 0]

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...

Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...

Sherman McMasters: Where is he?
Doc Holliday: Down by the creek, walking on water.

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Doc Holliday: It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo, after shooting him in a duel] You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.

i love doc holiday

[Grey Jorildyn]

[Null]

Joel: I think we should go.
Clementine: No, it's our house! Just for tonight...
[she looks at an envelope on the counter]
Clementine: ...we are David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I prefer to be Ruth, but I'm flexible.

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Clementine: Joely? What if you stay this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a goodbye at least, let's pretend we had one... Goodbye, Joel.
Joel: ...I love you...
Clementine: ...Meet me in Montauk...

Clementine: What are you, nuts?
Joel: It's been suggested.

Joel: Theres a Stalker book? I gotta read that.

Joel: If only I could meet somebody new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a women I don't know.

[eunhye]

Seth Brundle: I was not pure. The teleporter insists on inner pure. I was not pure.
Ronnie: I don't know what you mean.
Seth Brundle: A fly... got into the... transmitter pod with me that first time, when I was alone. The computer... got confused - there weren't supposed to be two separate genetic patterns - and it decided to... uhh... splice us together. It mated us, me and the fly. We hadn't even been properly introduced.

[Ruiner]

Another favorite from Synecdoche, New York:

Sammy Barnathan: "Hazel, I don't think we need to talk to anyone else. This guy has me down. I'm gonna cast him right now. And then maybe you and I can get a drink, and try to figure out this thing between us. Why I cried. Because I've never felt about anybody the way I feel about you. And I wanna fuck you until we merge into a chimera, a mythical beast with penis and vagina eternally fused. Two pairs of eyes that look only at each other. And lips... ever touching. And one voice... that whispers to itself."

[BadKarma]

I loved all 3 Starship Movies. Especially the 3rd one since the brought John Rico back >.>

[Null]

"That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of your loved one is just... poison in your veins. And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed at all."

"If there's magic in boxing, it's the magic of fighting battles beyond endurance, beyond cracked ribs, ruptured kidneys and detached retinas. It's the magic of risking everything for a dream that nobody sees but you."

[Fryte]

I'm not going to hurt you.
You didn't let me finish my sentence.
I'm not going to hurt you, Wendy.
I'm going to bash your brains in.
Bash them right the fuck in.

YouTube - The Shining

favorite movie scene

[Wizrow]

YouTube - Eden of the East! Bang!

:35 - :40. Most epic part of eden of the east.

[JigglyJam]

Hang on to your butts.

[Qalbert]

after the cat scene in boondock saints
"Is it dead?"

[Mayareira]

The Usual Suspects

Verbal "Roger" Kint: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Verbal "Roger" Kint: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

Pulp Fiction:

Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNlePuVM3Ic

[The_OG_Nelta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8cm5ww0Yg

What was once before you - an exciting, mysterious future - is now behind you. Lived; understood; disappointing. You realize you are not special. You have struggled into existence, and are now slipping silently out of it. This is everyones experience. Every single one. The specifics hardly matter. Everyone is everyone. So you are Adele, Hazel, Claire, Olive. You are Ellen. All her meager sadnesses are yours; all her loneliness; the gray, straw-like hair; her red raw hands. Its yours. It is time for you to understand this.

Walk.
As the people who adore you stop adoring you; as they die; as they move on; as you shed them; as you shed your beauty; your youth; as the world forgets you; as you recognize your transience; as you begin to lose your characteristics one by one; as you learn there is no-one watching you, and there never was, you think only about driving - not coming from any place; not arriving any place. Just driving, counting off time. Now you are here, it's 7:43. Now you are here, it's 7:44. Now you are...

Gone.

Apologize.

Ask her if you can put your head on her shoulder.




Die.

[Ruiner]

^

[wipers]

"I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise."

Mr. Pink Reservoir Dogs.

"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."

Edit: This is why I don't tip waitresses.

[Cream Soda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzIrSr_4bgo

"That's why we have area codes" Lol everytime in a movie when shit happens that only happens in the movies that line always runs through my head


This entire thing "With his fucking leg" lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVL9GgSt2qU