Anal sex.

[Sera]

divorced is questionable at best and will be handled on a case by case basis sera. i dont know whats up with all the broads in this board getting married so young. wtf

i married a gay submariner too young, who found a fat jewish ginger girlfriend who seemed to be a better cover up than i was (mainly because i figured out that he was gay)

frankly i don't think it should be held against me

[tyven]

well if he was gay that means he didnt pummel your vagina too much, those things have a short shelf life imo

[Atreides]

this thread was a lot cooler when I was about to do it with kiro

[Ryko]

Thank you I get very irritated when I cannot place a face or image. I will go hours trying to remember.

Yep married lol. You can single? Hmm.

read the following posts, itll make sense.

[Ivve]

that is not what i was implying - but your initial post seemed to suggest that the presence of a cock wasn't the main selling point of ladyboys, and I find that odd at best. You know perfectly well there's plenty of things a cock can do. Also I think if you uncle gave 'sex drive like a man' as his primary reason for heading to Thailand, he was probably lying a bit to soften the weirdness blow for your family. All of this has little to do with pegging of course, I was just using trannies as another example of even weirder shit that straight guys do.

And Ivve, I generally agree with most of what you say re: the bg sex topic at hand, I just try to reign in your occassional dalliances with overarching statements like 'if a guy doesn't come within 20 mins of a blowjob, he's either not into it or she doesn't know WTF she's doing' and 'guys who are into trannies like them because of their higher sex drive'. Otherwise and most of the time I think you're pretty spot on.

this just in: my words are not intended to be taken as gospel.

however i still believe that anyone who needs more than 20 minutes of getting blown in earnest specifically to reach the goal of cumming is probably getting blown by someone who doesn't know what they're doing. there's more than one kind of blowjob, and if you're using your foreplay BJ when you should be putting on your go for the load face, then you really just don't know what the fuck.

and yeah, the dick is not usually the selling point of a ladyboy when it comes to straight men. watch some documentaries on it broski, seriously. there are a wealth of them out there. my uncle is not the only person to put that out there.

[Sera]

there's more than one kind of blowjob, and if you're using your foreplay BJ when you should be putting on your go for the load face, then you really just don't know what the fuck.

BAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Ivve]

just saying. i don't use the same technique for all purposes

[Effluo]

however i still believe that anyone who needs more than 20 minutes of getting blown in earnest specifically to reach the goal of cumming is probably getting blown by someone who doesn't know what they're doing. there's more than one kind of blowjob, and if you're using your foreplay BJ when you should be putting on your go for the load face, then you really just don't know what the fuck.

iCame

[Conrad]

I rarely get things. I will ask though.

You seem to be taking things too seriously in spam. Calm down and joke around, we've accepted you. Don't believe anything you read and you'll be fine, and then you can learn how to troll and make others think you're mad due to your lack of a Y-chromosome.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

You seem to be taking things too seriously in spam. Calm down and joke around, we've accepted you. Don't believe anything you read and you'll be fine, and then you can learn how to troll and make others think you're mad due to your lack of a Y-chromosome.

<3 Suggestion taken and I hope you all let me know when I land my very first troll.

[Ivve]

You seem to be taking things too seriously in spam. Calm down and joke around, we've accepted you. Don't believe anything you read and you'll be fine, and then you can learn how to troll and make others think you're mad due to your lack of a Y-chromosome.

lol

[Kiarax]

I think Skirkle is mad.

[Conrad]

furious

[Conrad]

look at this, see how I'm double posting?

[mootsfox]

This looks like a promising thread.

I'll stay here for awhile.

[Conrad]

I'm so fucking angry right now.

[Conrad]

Also, sup to all you General lurkers reading this thread, motherfuckers come out of the woodwork into spam when we start talking about dicks and butt sex and shit.

[Kiarax]

Moots is calming you down.

[Kiarax]

We should just name all of our threads "Anal sex".

[Conrad]

His avatar certainly does have a soothing effect.