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    well beckwin, both of them are wrong because neither of those is my opinion. i thought you were following all of this.

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    i mean clearly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beckwin View Post
    wow, I didn't believe it was possible, but different people have different preferences when it comes to sex. ivve, I need you to tell me who is wrong.
    seriously though, i don't think you even remember the original conversation anymore. all i've said is that it's possible (not necessarily the preference) for many, if not most, people to orgasm from a bj in 20-30 minutes. if you can orgasm from getting head and it takes longer than that, then it's probably an indicator you're not into something that's going on. maybe you're not that into the chick or her style or the atmosphere or your head isn't in the right place that day, but something is probably off in your world. i really don't think that's "grandstanding" or a wildly inaccurate thing to say at all. i don't even know that many chicks who will work on a dick for more than half an hour without some kind of incentive anyway.

    on top of that, i express a lot of opinions that have been unpopular. examples: girl on girl porn is lame, most non-porn/non-actress redheads are moderately ugly, marines have better uniforms than the navy, dane cook isn't that bad, new bandwagon sig movement is stupid, etc. some of those were even in direct opposition to the opinions of my "crew," so idk where you're coming from at all. i chalk your ignorance up to not being a spam forum regular.

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    i have never gotten off from a BJ. truth

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    Ivve, I also think girl on girl porn is normally lame... but this is just on principle.
    I can't get down with the idea of lesbians and shit, bisexuals... sure, just so long as the bitch is taking a dick.

    I don't want to see some bitch thinning out the herd. Homo males are fine though, less competition.

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    In my experiences long drawn out blowjobs usually means one of two things; 1) He's not into you or is just in it to get his or 2) she sucks at sucking.

    Now mind you, I gets mine and always have. Bitches in the club in the parking lot = half an hour bj's. Your girl that you're feeling and actually into, then were talking single digit time i.e. under 10 mins tops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    seriously though, i don't think you even remember the original conversation anymore. all i've said is that it's possible (not necessarily the preference) for many, if not most, people to orgasm from a bj in 20-30 minutes. if you can orgasm from getting head and it takes longer than that, then it's probably an indicator you're not into something that's going on. maybe you're not that into the chick or her style or the atmosphere or your head isn't in the right place that day, but something is probably off in your world. i really don't think that's "grandstanding" or a wildly inaccurate thing to say at all.

    on top of that, i express a lot of opinions that have been unpopular. examples: girl on girl porn is lame, most non-porn/non-actress redheads are moderately ugly, marines have better uniforms than the navy, dane cook isn't that bad, new bandwagon sig movement is stupid, etc. some of those were even in direct opposition to the opinions of my "crew," so idk where you're coming from at all. i chalk your ignorance up to not being a spam forum regular.

    Quoted for motherfucking truth. Let me fix a bit though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    i have never gotten off from a BJ. truth
    Bitches you fuck with are doing it wrong then, or you just fucking with some hood rat bitch you met backstage at a Bonfaggot concert.

    Real talk.

    That's like saying you dont like free money.

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    hahahaha

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    Shit that's straight up. I keep pictures as verifiable proof of my escapades.

    I'll go tit for tat against any of you niggas.

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    Then again yall should know by now that I have not one shy bone in my body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnakai View Post
    Quoted for motherfucking truth. Let me fix a bit though.

    The United States Marines are the most badass sons-of-bitches in the universe.
    welcome to my crew, bro.

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    i have no doubt that bitches i fuck with are doing it wrong. bitches i fuck with are all well respected young white females from rich families and have rarely had to deal with dicks in their mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    i have no doubt that bitches i fuck with are doing it wrong. bitches i fuck with are all well respected young white females from rich families and have rarely had to deal with dicks in their mouth.
    oh god i lol'd.

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    let me ask this tyven: do they seem insecure about their abilities or are they just totally assured they're the fucking queen of dicks while they're testing the waters down there?

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    no its obvious they have no idea what they are doing. they dont try to mask anything, and if its awful i just get straight to fucking

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    i mean bitches ive dated have tried to get me off but i think im just a tough nut to crack

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    GET IT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    seriously though, i don't think you even remember the original conversation anymore. all i've said is that it's possible (not necessarily the preference) for many, if not most, people to orgasm from a bj in 20-30 minutes. if you can orgasm from getting head and it takes longer than that, then it's probably an indicator you're not into something that's going on. maybe you're not that into the chick or her style or the atmosphere or your head isn't in the right place that day, but something is probably off in your world. i really don't think that's "grandstanding" or a wildly inaccurate thing to say at all. i don't even know that many chicks who will work on a dick for more than half an hour without some kind of incentive anyway.

    on top of that, i express a lot of opinions that have been unpopular. examples: girl on girl porn is lame, most non-porn/non-actress redheads are moderately ugly, marines have better uniforms than the navy, dane cook isn't that bad, new bandwagon sig movement is stupid, etc. some of those were even in direct opposition to the opinions of my "crew," so idk where you're coming from at all. i chalk your ignorance up to not being a spam forum regular.
    you also spewed some nonsense about anal stimulation and transexuals. to clarify and reiterate, I'm not saying "you shouldn't be allowed to talk", I'm saying "what you're saying is shitty". get the fuck over and deal with it; if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.

    your "crew" don't call you on it when they may disagree, really. and saying I'm not a regular in spam is kinda lol; been here for quite some time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    i mean bitches ive dated have tried to get me off but i think im just a tough nut to crack
    Oh God lol.

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