Shitty Anagram Poems

[Conrad]

In every thread,
Vaginas upon
Vaginas are assembled to team up on
Everyone who dissents.

[Conrad]

Sisters for life with Ivve,
Everyone is tired of the dick-
Riding.
As men, our signals are all scrambled up.

Edit: With some work, that could easily be a badass haiku

[Sera]

i love the fact that he used dickriding against me, excellent work

[Sera]

also ivve we need pictures of the vagina flowers from the wall
a friend of ours took acid and watched it, and vomited after the flowers ate that guy
"oh shit guys i'm so sorry, i was just so fucking scared, i had to puke"

who the fuck pukes when they're scared

[Ivve]

i dunno, apparently that guy

[Charismatic]

When did you two become so terrible? Ivve, I think we can still salvage you... but this crew shit has got to stop.

[Sera]

jealousy

[Sera]

char you really should send a letter of thanks to beckwin, because we didnt even realize we were a crew til he was nice enough to bring it to our attention

now it's ride or die
thanks beckwin!

[Ivve]

yeah i didn't know i was part of ethuggery, but apparently it's my destiny.

[Ivve]

honestly though assemble your crew with bea arthur's face makes me laugh every time i look at it. i think sera had to adblock hers.

[Beckwin]

So
Extremely mad, it's
Really
Apparent

also archi started the crew thing; I sarcastically referenced it in quotes after but the reaction was so good I had to stick with it.

[Sera]

Wait, so that makes you archi's crew? i just don't know about this

[Sera]

ya i did have to adblock mine, god, i couldn't deal with it

[Ivve]

ya i did have to adblock mine, god, i couldn't deal with it

her face is seriously priceless. i just don't even know

[Beckwin]

Can't help it
Raging so hard in
Every topic
When someone gets called out

c'mon at least post some goddam poems if you're gonna shit up another topic. take a lesson from skirk on how to do things; he took a sarcastic angle to it but you can be more straightforward if you like

[Ivve]

this crew shit has got to stop.

isn't your sig fighting dude gifs? there are not enough wrinkles for an iron of this caliber.

[Charismatic]

I am pretty sure that has nothing to do with a crew... but sure w/e

[Ivve]

the whining is overwhelming.

butthurt to the
extreme when
cocksucking is discussed.
killing the mood and riding the
wahhhhmbulance
irritatingly often is
never a good look, bb.

seriously guys, the threads don't turn shitty until you decide to ride the waahhhhmbulance and complain endlessly about sigs/avatars/whatever. you said something fucking dumb and we made light of it. own it, love it, adblock it, ignore list, moving right along. you should be ashamed of this kind of bitchery.

and chari, i'm just saying you jump on bandwagons and then whine about other ones man. the ironing, oh the ironing.

[Charismatic]

I am not complaining about it because it is a bandwagon, I am complaining about it because you two are acting like fools.

[Ivve]

uh oh, you didn't post a poem.