hoo-haa shaving itch help

[Mizango]

im really starting to get this thread confused with the anal sex thread

You know something, me too.

[Ivve]

Totally agree. And the wife doesnt have to shave or trim in order for me to take a trip downtown. She does it cause she gets embarrassed if it too bushy.

yeah, i can see that. and it's just courteous to trim up, really. i mean if your spouse is still going south after you've been married for a while, that's love and dedication man. it's just a hairy slap in the mouth to have a giant overgrown bush with bits of lint and stray popcorn in it and shit.

not saying a bald shave is necessary, but a little landscaping to keep the foliage under control isn't unreasonable.

[Mizango]

Some of us like the Amazon look though. Part of the fun is the parting of the forest. I am very reminiscent of Noah and the Israelites just with you know; more pussy and more facts.

If I wanted to eat a raw slab a meat I'd go to the store and buy a brisket to lick on.

[Falisa]

Seems like most of the men on the interwebs are all about going down, but man you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find guys like that in real life.

[Ivve]

If I wanted to eat a raw slab a meat I'd go to the store and buy a brisket to lick on.

LOL

i get that but just for hygienic purposes i prefer at least some landscaping. there's nothing sexy about sweat and urine and god knows what else in that area.

[Mizango]

Seems like most of the men on the interwebs are all about going down, but man you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find guys like that in real life.

Again, look no further than resident spam.

FREEK A LEEK

[Ryko]

I hate leaving a project unfinished so if I start it I'm in for the long haul.

[Ksandra]

yeah, i can see that. and it's just courteous to trim up, really. i mean if your spouse is still going south after you've been married for a while, that's love and dedication man. it's just a hairy slap in the mouth to have a giant overgrown bush with bits of lint and stray popcorn in it and shit.

not saying a bald shave is necessary, but a little landscaping to keep the foliage under control isn't unreasonable.

completely agree. also highlighting the sanitation aspect. If it gets to hairy/long I feel like I'm walking around all day with pee/jizz on it. Grosses me out.

Seems like most of the men on the interwebs are all about going down, but man you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find guys like that in real life.

you know, I don't like it as much as I'd want to.

[Ivve]

completely agree. also highlighting the sanitation aspect. If it gets to hairy/long I feel like I'm walking around all day with pee/jizz on it. Grosses me out.

yeah, definitely notice that more. i dread doing anything active because i'm worried that there will be sweat and people will be like OH GOD WHO HAS THE RAUNCHY CROTCH, JESUS CHRIST

[Ksandra]

yeah, definitely notice that more. i dread doing anything active because i'm worried that there will be sweat and people will be like OH GOD WHO HAS THE RAUNCHY CROTCH, JESUS CHRIST

ahahahhaa

[Mizango]

I'd be happy to verify for you (free of charge might I add) if it is too long or just right. Anything I can do to give back to the community.

[Mizango]

Might I add this is non-profit??

[zoobernut]

Mizango is willing to make this sacrifice in the name of science.

[Mizango]

Mizango is willing to make this sacrifice in the name of science.

Exactly. I shall shoulder this enormous burden and do it for mankind.

[Bagel]

And lesbokind

[Tyche]

1st, how does one find miz on facebook.

2nd, My wife tells me those little shaver things that are on the informercials work well. (edit: Smooth away)

[Abandon]

Pussy eating happens to be a hobby of mine. Also, I must find Miz on facebook now. I went to Bath and Body today and picked up that little wand thing? Amazing.

[Ivve]

1st, how does one find miz on facebook.

2nd, My wife tells me those little shaver things that are on the informercials work well. (edit: Smooth away)

oh like the sandpaper mitt thing? i thought it was a racket or i'd have ordered it to try.

[Abandon]

Sandpaper mitt? fuck no, haha. It's this little.... I don't know. A wand-looknig contraption that makes the taint/leg corner so smooth, it's great.

[Ivve]

no i meant the smooth away thing