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    Is it because I left out the part about the foot massage?

    Nah woman, you never had a man like me who will put on the incense before you get in the house... have the sensual music playing and the rose petals leading to the bed with the path dimly lit by candle light.
    When you get in the bed I put it on you and in the morning you'd wake up to me cooking breakfast... that's how real men do.

    You probably never got that treatment and that's why you don't think too highly of the fellas but if you ever had me you'd be back in full swing, trust me.
    Ahahahahaha,,oh i love when you guys say that...
    naw its nottin personal agaist guys.. I had a few but, im into the women...
    Please I got lots of guys pals, ive got nottin agaist them at all

    now you tc and illget back to you on another day, i gtg for now

    I give a damn good foot massage...

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    I'd tap that turian!
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    nifty.

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    I feel sorry for the ladies out there who don't know me... for me that kind of shit will be norm even on a one night stand.
    Just imagine if I were serious about this woman.

    The legend of Jathaine J. Jefferson starts today.

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    I give better ones, this has been well documented.

    So old girl likes diving eh? Keep working here, she'll fold.

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    I haven't surpassed the teacher yet but it's coming man... the faster it comes the better a teacher you were.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    miz when are you on MSN? if you leave your shit on at work, i think i've sent a few messages into the void

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    Hey Ivve, serious question here... potpourri or incense?
    I am trying to do it big.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    both, clearly.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    unless you have a few days beforehand though, incense. potpourri kind of takes a while to get the scent going and works best in small spaces, unless it's the kind that you put the scented oil on and heat.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    so basically just stuff the anus with potpourri and you should be able to get near the snatch without being too overwhelmed.

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    Noted, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    so basically just stuff the anus with potpourri and you should be able to get near the snatch without being too overwhelmed.
    whoa damn, out of left field with that one... I don't think we're talking about the same thing anymore.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    if you're really being serious, you ought to look into a room and sheet/pillow spritz. some of those come in really nice scents and they're not overpowering like incense can be. bath and body works has some good ones.

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    I am 100% serious.
    This is how I do.

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    I have the means, the will and the want to treat these women special. As they say, do onto others...

    I figure if I treat these women like queens they'll treat me like a king... even if only until I bust on their face or back.
    Everybody wins.

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    this is like upside-down world

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    chari in my potpourri aisle? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    this is like upside-down world
    I'm gonna be turning some worlds upside-down, that's for sure.

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    miz when are you on MSN? if you leave your shit on at work, i think i've sent a few messages into the void
    I am on here now I just sent you a message but yes I did leave it on last night here at work.

    I was wondering why you haven't been talking lol, the void explains it all!

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    All you ever need to know about women: Smoove B

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