Woman married a 80ft gondola

[wop]

Boss emailed me this morning lol

Woman getting married to fairground ride - Telegraph

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...d_1456375c.jpg

Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”

[Mizango]

lol this reminds me of a story I read about a woman that actually married the Eiffel Tower. She has some weird obsessing disorder, she cried when she was interviewed about how much she loved it.

She said that she was also sad that her and Mr. Eiffel were unable to consummate the marriage.

People are strange lol.

[Alleya]

This is what happens when you allow gay marriage.

[Stiker]

I've heard of craziness like this, there was a whole documentary out about it (was "I'm Married to the Eiffel Tower" or something like that). Hearing those folks talk is just weird as hell...especially when they attempt to describe their "sexual" relationship with said objects.

[Mizango]

This is what happens when you allow gay marriage.

lol

Just say no to prop 8.

[hagun]

The divorce should be interesting.

Does she get 90% of the money that the ride makes as well? What happens when she wants a conjugal visit with the ride?

[wop]

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

She must be Muslim.

[zoobernut]

She said that she was also sad that her and Mr. Eiffel were unable to consummate the marriage.

People are strange lol.

If she were really motivated she would have figured out a way to consummate it...

[Mizango]

Speaking of which here is the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower lol


Woman Proves Love for Eiffel Tower With Commitment Ceremony - ABC News

[Mizango]

If she were really motivated she would have figured out a way to consummate it...

Exactly, where theres a will theres a way.

[zoobernut]

Hmm now someone should link to that video of the chick who had "sex" with the bunk bed that had an extra device attached to it.

I wonder if she was objectum sexual too or just bored

[Stiker]

If she were really motivated she would have figured out a way to consummate it...

Actually I seem to remember her attempting to do so during the documentary filming.

Also just to note, I didn't watch it, heard about it and heard audio clips on the radio. There was an audio clip of her, uh, getting "close" to the Eiffel Tower.

I don't think I'd be able to sit through that whole thing because I'd be laughing too damned hard.

[Lbelle]

Woman getting married to fairground ride
Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

[Mizango]

See and you guys probably thought Brick Tamland was just an idiot eh?

You guys are so shallow its sickening.

[wop]

She looks more like fat boy than a woman.
Maybe the press got it wrong.

[Dareus]

That Gondola is fucking sexy, the things I would do to it....

[Mizango]

She looks more like fat boy than a woman.
Maybe the press got it wrong.

I'm not going to lie, I thought they mistakenly posted a photo of an obese boy with down syndrome on the article head.

[Dimmauk]

The divorce should be interesting.

Does she get 90% of the money that the ride makes as well? What happens when she wants a conjugal visit with the ride?

I'm more interested in the honeymoon action.

[zoobernut]

I wonder if she has a special seat she likes the most or if she will sit anywhere on the ride.

[Xiona]

theres actually a documentary with her on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STCOo9Hh5lE

this one is about 2 men dating their cars and meeting irl to talk about it

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 1 OF 6)