Billy Mays' Death = Coke lol

[SephYuyX]

I DO NOT BELIEVE YOUR LIES THIS IS FALSE INFO BILLY MAYES WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THIS THINGS SCREW YOU ALL WHO SAY OTHERWISE

[Elesirdur]

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Apologies for the shitty job, it's been ages since I even opened GIMP up.

[Insanecyclone]

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HI IM BILLY MAYS AND I DO COAINE

KUKUKUKU YEAAAAAH

[Guitarman]

ROFL. love it

[Cyn]

It's not so surprising that people like Vince and Billy Mays have problems with drugs and punching hookers. I mean, I would be the same way if I was known as "that infomercial guy".

Well, I'm already the same way actually, but if I wasn't I WOULD be.

[sephir]

wow somebody partied like a rockstar.

Thats quite the number of drugs in his system... some of those wear off fairly quickly, so he had to of taken them within about 2 weeks of his death.

Who would have thought that mixing alcohol and all those prescription drugs and coke was a good idea. BRILLIANT!

[Sylo]

wouldn't quite expect for him to die from coke

[Alishe]

Blasphemy, B would never do this.

I lol'd, shit is shopped.

[Cyn]

wouldn't quite expect for him to die from coke

Contributing factor.

[Auspice]

My mom called me at work today and told me this. She asked if I had plans on shaving my Billy Mays memorial beard.

FUCK NO, LIFE'S A PITCH AND THEN YOU BUY!

[Stiker]

Ok so when anyone read the article, did you have the following pop into your head:

The report, which was released today, lists "cocaine use" as a contributing cause of death -- along with hypertensive and arteriosclerotic heart disease.

http://www.ctb-ls.com/images/frontpa...july/billy.jpg

UPDATE: Official documents show the following drugs were in Mays' system -- hydrocodone (Vicodin), oxycodone (painkiller), alprazolam (Xanax), nordiazepam (Valium), benzoylecgonine (byproduct of cocaine) and temazepam (anti-anxiety). Ethanol -- alcohol -- was also in Mays' system.

[Insanecyclone]

edit: wrong thing :<

[Cow_k]

Man, I was one of the people who felt really terrible for Billy Mays, but for some reason this whole thing makes me laugh.

Though it's still sad to think that he felt the need to pump all that shit into his system. Makes you wonder his reasons. Liquid courage taken too far?

[nondachi]

There's a little cocaine in every one of us.

[Colenzo]

man, billy mays never ceases to amaze me by how cool he really was

[Komm Suesser Tod]

You know how he was in a plane crash after heading home after a taping of the Tonight Show? I heard on the radio yesterday that Ashton Kutcher's plane had to do an emergency landing after one of their engines over heated. He too was heading home after a taping of the Tonight Show.

What are you up to, Conan O'Brien? What are you up to?

[Colenzo]

You know how he was in a plane crash after heading home after a taping of the Tonight Show? I heard on the radio yesterday that Ashton Kutcher's plane had to do an emergency landing after one of their engines over heated. He too was heading home after a taping of the Tonight Show.

What are you up to, Conan O'Brien? What are you up to?

>_> ???????????????

[Royal]

You're all fags he just knows how to have a good time.

[Minions]

Your World of Text

Get creative guys

[Shenrien]

Don't worry, oxiclean will take this stain right off his reputation.

hahaha!