
Originally Posted by
Plow
2 old ladies were sitting on the porch of the richer of the 2.
The owner says "My parents paid for me to go to college, so that I could live out my dreams and have a good life."
The other says, "That's nice."
The owner then says, "And my mother bought me that Rolls Royce so that I could travel in comfort and style, and always make a lovely entrance."
The other says, "Oh, that's nice."
The owner says "And my father left me all this land and this beautiful house, so that I would always be taken care of, and could get myself through even when the world wasn't doing so well."
The other says, "That's nice."
The owner then says "I love thinking about all the great things they did for me. What did your parents do like that for you?"
The other one says "My parents sent me to reform school so I'd learn to say 'That's nice,' instead of "fuck you."
And so I say to you...
That's nice.