okay seriously

[Charismatic]

hahaha

[Komm Suesser Tod]

This is going poorly for me.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

dis⋅ap⋅point
  /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪnt/ [dis-uh-point]
Use Disappoint in a Sentence
–verb (used with object)
1. to fail to fulfill the expectations or wishes of: His gross ingratitude disappointed us.

[Ivve]

stop pluralizing with apostrophes fuckface. they imply ownership, not multiplicity, shit.

in before everyone in the rest of the thread pluralizes their words with apostrophes. in before ITS THE INTARNETS I DUN CARE. bullshit, i bet you're that asshole who pins announcements rife with spelling and grammar errors on the company noticeboard. everyone hates that guy.

p.s. you don't get to quote the dictionary if you can't even pluralize without retarding it up.

[Ivve]

dis⋅ap⋅point
  /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪnt/ [dis-uh-point]
Use Disappoint in a Sentence
–verb (used with object)
1. to fail to fulfill the expectations or wishes of: His gross ingratitude disappointed us.

besides, we all know your inner desires. don't try to fool spam.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

stop pluralizing with apostrophes fuckface. they imply ownership, not multiplicity, shit.

in before everyone in the rest of the thread pluralizes their words with apostrophes. in before ITS THE INTARNETS I DUN CARE. bullshit, i bet you're that asshole who pins announcements rife with spelling and grammar errors on the company noticeboard. everyone hates that guy.

p.s. you don't get to quote the dictionary if you can't even pluralize without retarding it up.

If only I had a noticeboard to post my announcements on. That would be splendid.

[Ivve]

don't worry; this affliction also affects your interoffice memos and everything you attach commentary to and then CC to multiple coworkers.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

don't worry; this affliction also affects your interoffice memos and everything you attach commentary to and then CC to multiple coworkers.

Tell me, oh great internet sage, how do I rid myself of this curse? Does it involve questing?

[Rocl]

Tell me, oh great internet sage, how do I rid myself of this curse? Does it involve questing?

lop off your penis, then you will be a woman and expecting penises is OK

[Komm Suesser Tod]

lop off your penis, then you will be a woman and expecting penises is OK

That would like, hurt.

[Day]

Nah then he'd just be a dickless fag.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

Nah then he'd just be a dickless fag.

If that were the case, and I were to remain a top, how would that enhance my love of men?

[Day]

Like you'll ever be with anyone that isn't attatched to your wrist.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

Like you'll ever be with anyone that isn't attatched to your wrist.

Ain't broke, don't fix it.

[Rocl]

That would like, hurt.

listen

you

are

G A Y

[Day]

You still wanted to see dicks bro. Not healthy.

[tyven]

this thread went from being fucking awesome to fucking awful so quickly.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

listen

you

are

G A Y

Shit like this is why I come to spam.

[Day]

What's the shit that makes you leave so I can start doing that?

[Komm Suesser Tod]

What's the shit that makes you leave so I can start doing that?

Out of all the things in spam, I offend you that much. Awesome.