I hate everybody

[Charismatic]

idk, I think him being asleep in my bed should be proof enough

[Day]

nigga please

[Ryko]

So what's going on guy?

[Day]

Not much.

Drama at the house though it's awesome. One dyke won't come home till the other dyke moves out. I'm glad the one dyke is moving out though, I hate her more than you guys.

[Ryko]

That's quite a lot of hate.

[Ryko]

Why all the dyke drama?

[Day]

Eh, idk I guess shit's just been going on for about a year or two now (whenever I made that thread in general) and the fight the other night pushed it over the edge. The cool dyke almost got a protective court order or some shit.

[Ryko]

You mean back when you thought one dyke was cheating?

[Ryko]

Or am I dreaming of some other dude named day who was dictating his days with devious dykes?

[Day]

Yeah, and she was, they been fighting ever since then. The one that was cheating is actually not the psycho, and she's the one that won't come home until this crazy bitch leaves.

[Day]

Did you read my post about my gf kicking the dykes ass?

[Ryko]

Ah. I guess there was a reason for the infidelity then, crazy bitch syndrome can do it.

Also no homo on the dreaming of a dude thing.

[Day]

There was actually no room for homo in all that alliteration

[Ryko]

Alright so long as we're clear.

[Ivve]

oh so you're stuck with the crazy one currently?

[Ivve]

Did you read my post about my gf kicking the dykes ass?

recap for the masses plox.

[Rocl]

days wifey was at some kinda party and this crazy dyke bitch followed them there and dykey pushed wifey down some stairs so wifey jumped back up and beat a bitch senseless


i am not day, but this is the understanding i walked away with

[Ivve]

whoa whoa whoa, why did a bitch push a bitch down some stairs?

[Rocl]

its cool i found day's post

Ok so the crazy dyke, Suzy. the one that put her head through the door and got cheated on and such, has been getting ignored the last few months, they've broken up and gotten back together like a dozen times this year... anyways, Fri was like the last night of the theater where my gf and Emily work, so they were having a party at the college. Suzy isn't invited and gets left home alone.

So Suzy goes down there, (we live a few min away), and things are cool at first but she keeps trying to get Emily alone... basically ruining the fun and shit... then Emily starts ignoring her, at which point, Suzy goes into her raging psycho mode, screaming hysterically that Emily wont come home, etc...

So my gf tries to tell her she needed to go home and that she'd take her home and shit, and then Suzy pushed her down about 3-4 steps. This was a very serious mistake. She lunged back up the steps and landed several mean punches until someone pulled her off and held Suzy down until she calmed down.

Fucking cops came and asked my gf if she wanted to press charges etc... she said no and the cops took Suzy home, so I went down there and stayed the night.

Suzy was all apologetic the next day, you know typical girl fashion, shit was hilarious though. Wish I could have seen it. Everyone said they just let my gf go nuts on her for a bit because she was holding her own.

[Day]

yeah was just about to quote eeet