I hate everybody

[Yojoyochenjo]

Please don't be upset, baby.



Although I don't know what made you mad, rest assured that I didn't mean it. Yojo would never hurt you.



Was it my words? My words should only be used to describe your beauty and to express the deep feelings that I have for you. If some of my words somehow went astray and hurt you, please accept my apologies.



Was it one of my actions? Was it when I lit a fire in the fireplace after you said you were chilly? Maybe instead, you wanted Yojo to wrap you in a blanket and hold you close.



Perhaps you were upset by the sliced fruit that I brought to you. I brought you those slices of fruit because I thought that you might be hungry. If those fruit slices were not fresh enough, I will go to the 24-hour supermarket all the way on the other side of town and hand-select the store's ripest kiwi, in hopes that you will find it acceptable. If you don't like kiwi, I will seek out a farmers market and purchase fresh fruits of the finest local varieties.



Perhaps you became angry when I caressed your neck and shoulders. Was I too rough? Maybe you didn't want the muscles in your neck eased at that moment. If that was the case, then I am sorry.



Was it one of those things that made you upset? Please talk to me. Yojo can't read minds.



If you would tell me what angered you, I could make it better, either by correcting my error or by treating you in so sensual a manner that you would forget all about it.
If you remove that scowl from your beautiful face, Yojo will make everything right. Let me put on a D'Angelo CD, and I will pull you close, and we'll slow-dance on my white bearskin rug. The fire is still going, so it will be romantic. While we are grooving together slowly, I will whisper into your ear and say things like, "Mmm, I love the way you move," or "Your embrace feels like heaven to me," or "You have beautiful calf muscles." Or I may sing song lyrics in your ear. Whatever I choose, you will be overcome with emotion and desire for me.



You look so fine when you're upset. I want to get freaky with you right now on the kitchen counter. Please give it to me.



Tell Yojo what is bothering you. I know I can make it all better, if you give me a chance. Let me rub your back and neck. This time, I will use my exotic oils and massage your muscles until they are the loosest that they have ever been. You will feel much too good to be mad at me.



If you prefer powder, please tell me before I get my oils.



To help you forget your troubles, I could kiss you softly on your forehead and on your cheeks. Once your passion has been brought to a desirable level, I could pick you up and let you wrap your beautiful legs around my waist. My back is strong, and I will not falter one bit as I support your weight. We will kiss like that, until your desire overwhelms you. Then I will gently lower you onto the bearskin rug, put your legs onto my shoulders, and ride you like you've never been ridden before. I will take you to a new dimension of pleasure. This dimension, full of scented candles and rose petals, is where all of your wild sexual fantasies will be realized. This is a dimension that Yojohas visited often, but now I want to take you there.



Aw, don't play me like that.



You know I would do anything if you would only smile for me. If there is something you want, please just ask for it. If you'd like an exotic drink, allow me to travel around the globe and sample the various drinks of indigenous cultures. I will write down the recipes carefully. I will bring back all the ingredients, and then I will make the drinks for you. I will bring the glasses to your lips one by one, and you can tell me which exotic drink is your favorite. Your pleasure is all that matters to me. If you don't like the exotic drinks I make, I will go back to even more exotic locations and find drinks that you do enjoy.



I will also garnish the glasses appropriately.



If you could only put aside your anger, I would caress your hand and look deep into your eyes. You would be able to feel the bond we share all over your beautiful self.



Damn, Day, why you gotta be that way?

[Charismatic]

I'm surprised you don't know the answer to that question

Well, you never told me, so...

[Ivve]

Throw some lesbos that you know my way. Its surprisingly hard to find someone in normal day life in Southern cali that's open about it. I'd have to go to friggin gay bar and all of my friends would not be comfortable in that kind of setting lol My gay boyfriend is on graveyard shift too so I can't drag him along now either. QQ

all my friends are in the TN/GA/MS kind of region so i don't know how much help i can be if you're in socal. also a lot of them don't conduct normal day lives and are generally pretty crunchy granola so i guess just be sure

[Ivve]

before someone's unloading boxes of granola and tofu out of the uhaul in your front entry

[Day]

before someone's unloading boxes of granola and tofu out of the uhaul in your front entry

oh god you just described my kitchen

[Day]

Please don't be upset, baby.

Although I don't know what made you mad, rest assured that I didn't mean it. Yojo would never hurt you.

Was it my words? My words should only be used to describe your beauty and to express the deep feelings that I have for you. If some of my words somehow went astray and hurt you, please accept my apologies.

Was it one of my actions? Was it when I lit a fire in the fireplace after you said you were chilly? Maybe instead, you wanted Yojo to wrap you in a blanket and hold you close.

Perhaps you were upset by the sliced fruit that I brought to you. I brought you those slices of fruit because I thought that you might be hungry. If those fruit slices were not fresh enough, I will go to the 24-hour supermarket all the way on the other side of town and hand-select the store's ripest kiwi, in hopes that you will find it acceptable. If you don't like kiwi, I will seek out a farmers market and purchase fresh fruits of the finest local varieties.

Perhaps you became angry when I caressed your neck and shoulders. Was I too rough? Maybe you didn't want the muscles in your neck eased at that moment. If that was the case, then I am sorry.

Was it one of those things that made you upset? Please talk to me. Yojo can't read minds.

If you would tell me what angered you, I could make it better, either by correcting my error or by treating you in so sensual a manner that you would forget all about it.
If you remove that scowl from your beautiful face, Yojo will make everything right. Let me put on a D'Angelo CD, and I will pull you close, and we'll slow-dance on my white bearskin rug. The fire is still going, so it will be romantic. While we are grooving together slowly, I will whisper into your ear and say things like, "Mmm, I love the way you move," or "Your embrace feels like heaven to me," or "You have beautiful calf muscles." Or I may sing song lyrics in your ear. Whatever I choose, you will be overcome with emotion and desire for me.

You look so fine when you're upset. I want to get freaky with you right now on the kitchen counter. Please give it to me.

Tell Yojo what is bothering you. I know I can make it all better, if you give me a chance. Let me rub your back and neck. This time, I will use my exotic oils and massage your muscles until they are the loosest that they have ever been. You will feel much too good to be mad at me.

If you prefer powder, please tell me before I get my oils.

To help you forget your troubles, I could kiss you softly on your forehead and on your cheeks. Once your passion has been brought to a desirable level, I could pick you up and let you wrap your beautiful legs around my waist. My back is strong, and I will not falter one bit as I support your weight. We will kiss like that, until your desire overwhelms you. Then I will gently lower you onto the bearskin rug, put your legs onto my shoulders, and ride you like you've never been ridden before. I will take you to a new dimension of pleasure. This dimension, full of scented candles and rose petals, is where all of your wild sexual fantasies will be realized. This is a dimension that Yojohas visited often, but now I want to take you there.

Aw, don't play me like that.

You know I would do anything if you would only smile for me. If there is something you want, please just ask for it. If you'd like an exotic drink, allow me to travel around the globe and sample the various drinks of indigenous cultures. I will write down the recipes carefully. I will bring back all the ingredients, and then I will make the drinks for you. I will bring the glasses to your lips one by one, and you can tell me which exotic drink is your favorite. Your pleasure is all that matters to me. If you don't like the exotic drinks I make, I will go back to even more exotic locations and find drinks that you do enjoy.

I will also garnish the glasses appropriately.

If you could only put aside your anger, I would caress your hand and look deep into your eyes. You would be able to feel the bond we share all over your beautiful self.

Damn, Day, why you gotta be that way?

I am saddest.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Did you read my post about my gf kicking the dykes ass?

I figured it didn't cool off yet when I saw this thread last nite. Hope you are doing better though. Edit, though wrapped in beautiful descriptions of dedicated romantic actions, that letter is one entire guilt trip wow. Woosh?

[Day]

Letter is copy paste I believe. I love yojo but we haven't met.

This thread was really irrelevant to anything in my life. I just really hate you guys.

[tyven]

NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Day]

Tryven if you can find me a huge bag of dank, and meet me halfway I won't hate you.

[Ivve]

I figured it didn't cool off yet when I saw this thread last nite. Hope you are doing better though. Edit, though wrapped in beautiful descriptions of dedicated romantic actions, that letter is one entire guilt trip wow. Woosh?

yes whoosh

[Mistress Stowastiq]

yes whoosh

I see, thank you for clarifying that .

[Zalius]

just another h8r

[Day]

Don't hate the hater hate the hate.

[Zalius]

i dont hate the hater because im not a hater, i dont even hate the hate cause im not a hater

[Krye]

I hate niggers

[Zalius]

doggy we know, you gotta stay fresh though. im sayin this cuz i love you krye, but youre like brown lettuce man. there was a time where you had a place in every burger in the world, but you're b stock now. you gotta freshen up man. gotta freshen up.

[Milkster]

I hate niggers

Strong words there, bro.

[Zalius]

words possess only the power you grant them - dr. phil mcgraw

[Ivve]

Strong words there, bro.

okay, is this guy new or what? i was letting it slide but now it's getting fucking retarded.