slant topic

[Kuya]

Did Beckwin go to work in Korea?

[Beckwin]

honestly I bet half of all Korean pop stars wouldn't look anywhere approaching hot if it wasn't for bloom lighting

I think that's a universal statement really. take away makeup, lighting, and photoshop a lot of celebrities/models at least lose the advantage they seem to have on regular people. I'm sure most would still be attractive though.

[archibaldcrane]

I kind of want to produce a line of porn videos where I run up to a random tiny asian chick, strip off her clothes forcefully, shear her obviously hairy bush away with an electric beard trimmer like she's a sheep, and then leave her naked and confused as I move on to the next one.

No sex, just trimming.









I know you want to say "what the fuck archi" but you're also imagining this and kind of enjoying the idea. It's ok.

[Howard Roark]

I just want to provide them all a surgery that unblurs their vaginas

[wop]

surprise is, you're 100% gay if you don't like this (feel free to mute):

A little background to the youtube posted, this group is called Girls Generation aka SNSD. Hugely popular in Korea for their naff dance routine but catchy tunes.
Their biggest hit is a song called Gee.
Here's a funnier version LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUvCUuAzQMw

[Colenzo]

A little background to the youtube posted, this group is called Girls Generation aka SNSD. Hugely popular in Korea for their naff dance routine but catchy tunes.
Their biggest hit is a song called Gee.
Here's a funnier version LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUvCUuAzQMw

cancer, get it

[Rocl]

A little background to the youtube posted,

I don't care about any slant history

here is my rendition of slant history:

fucking Confucius had sex with a dragon
fuckers messed up rome, best city ever
they made a road out of silk or some shit
traded a bunch of stuff with the white man, and weeaboos were born
some samurai shit went down and they got all xenophobic
motherfuckers bombed hawaii
bitches got nuked
in retaliation, they made pokemon
now theyre infecting white men with diseases through their clever asian women
its like vietnam all over again
every asian in the world activates their voltron switch and after a lengthy transformation scene, become the OMEGASIAN and start to burn the good world of america
it's ok though, because blacks, whites, mexicans, and the red man put aside their differences to stop the yellow terror, and do so handedly
world peace w/o slants

END

[tyven]

pretty much spot on

[Beckwin]

damn saw a tsutsumiko post in that necro'd topic:

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/custo...tar36379_3.gif

[Day]

That girl looks fucked up, whats wrong with her face?

[Dimmauk]

That girl looks fucked up, whats wrong with her face?

She has a face?

[Day]

Yeah it's above the oversized fake tits.

[Beckwin]

nothin wrong with that mug

[Ivve]

That girl looks fucked up, whats wrong with her face?

wide and flat, wide and flat. their skin is pulled so tight around their giant misshapen faces they can't manage to convey a whole lot of expression, which is basically why they look like they're dead all the time. that and the dark, soulless eyes.

[Day]

nothin wrong with that mug

Sure if it was on a pug.

[Howard Roark]

or my lap

[Beckwin]

or my lap

how come a guy who's had dick in his mouth is fagging it up infinitely less than day and tyven? I mean c'mon

[Howard Roark]

I'm telling you man, 1000 bridges goes a long way

[Sera]

she's cuteish but idk maybe it's the hair, she has awesome hair

[Beckwin]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2ludzrc.jpg