:(

[Atreides]

I'd hit it, don't get me wrong, but I've seen hotter

[_chuchu]

huaiHEUIEiheiaehueiaAEHiiHUahueAHiUEAHUiUEHUAehiua uhe

[Rocl]

yeah, there were pics of me with my longish hair, but there are no-go pics of me atm

my hair stylist was a fat 20 somethin' beauty school drop out who bored me with her life story

i didn't come for a sob session i just wanted a hair cut, i was polite and laughed when necessary and went "oh that's a shame" when necessary, etc etc I'm not socially backwards or anything but man

bitch hadn't had a boyfriend since middle school, and her middle school boyfriend broke up with her because his friends started a fake rumour that she was gonna shave his mullet off in his sleep and she's bossed around by her 14 year old sister, as in: her and her family aren't allowed in the same room as her sister's boyfriend when he's visiting and her parents accept this and she is the only one who finds issue with it, and she doesn't understand how her sister can date so many guys when she could only ever snag 2 and she asked me how my love life was and if my short hair was to impress a girl and when i laughed she looked at me and complained i had a lot of hair

p.s. ilu zalius

[Zalius]

the lady that just cut my hair talked to me about jello shots for like 10 minutes

[Rocl]

the lady that just cut my hair talked to me about jello shots for like 10 minutes

i like it when you put tequila and green jell-o together

[Rocl]

ALSO

i no longer look retarded when wearing my cute hat

sc-sc-sc-scooooooooooooore

[Milkster]

Cute hat?
Poide

[Laude]

I will never ever cut my long, manly hair. Ever.

[Laude]

Shit's down to the middle of my back, hell no.

[Howard Roark]

how could you have such an involved conversation when she was giving you a BR?