Which fruit are you?

[tyven]

i dont put any dressing on my fruit salads because i am a man and dont eat fruit salads. thank god for the small things

[Ivve]

what if you have pineapple in your fruit salad? i mean i've never gone that route because usually i just make it when i have to bring something to a cookout and pineapple is something i would save for myself, but i mean damn some people eat this for real and go all out. lemon juice on pineapple sounds nasty.

i don't make fruit salads for myself because i don't really like for different kinds of food to touch without me purposely combining it that way and fruit salad offends my sensibilities.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

actually i've never eaten an artichoke; i'm just going on what other people have told me

Artichoke eaten that way is nasty to me because I don't like a bunch of vegetable matter collected up behind my front teeth from scraping the leaf section thing.

[Ivve]

that sounds nasty. oranges don't have the kind of consistency to allow for the good fruity part to stick to your teeth.

[Day]

This is my Dayday special fruit salad: Pineapple, Strawberries, Apples, Kiwi, Blueberries, Mango, Nectarine, Peach, Plum.

All fresh, and let that shit get real cold in the fridge, holy shit I'm hungry now.

[Woozie]

Ugh I hate everything about oranges.

What he said.

[Rocl]

i dont put any dressing on my fruit salads because i am a man and dont eat fruit salads. thank god for the small things

second.

also please note that my lemon juice was strictly on apples, because i am not fruity enough to put all my fruits in a salad

[Rocl]

also

clementines > oranges

[Day]

I'm secure enough with my masculinity to eat some damn fruit salad.

[Rocl]

I'm secure enough with my masculinity to eat some damn fruit salad.

faggot

[Day]

wouldnt' that be a compliment coming from a queer

[Rocl]

wouldnt' that be a compliment coming from a queer

its like a black person calling a white person a dumb nigger

see when black people call black people a nigger, it is ok, even a compliment

the same applies to gay

if a hetero calls a homo a faggot, it is a HATE CRIME

if a homo calls a hetero a faggot, it is an INSULT

if a homo calls a homo a faggot, they make out and touch dicks

[Rocl]

also if you say NIGGER FAGGOT angrily you will invoke the wrath of both peoples

its ok i read in time magazine gays were the new blacks

[Day]

sorry I can't read homo, can dimmauk or someone translate those posts?

[Rocl]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w...e_you_know.jpg

[drwaffles]

It doesn't work well this is bullshit. Have you ever had a fruit salad in the fridge for more than 24 hours with bananas in it? You could drown them in lemon juice and they would still turn brown and soggy and now taste even worse than pre lemon juice.

Fuck you, I specifically said "during preparation". Of course if you make fruit salad and store it it's going to be gross, but I don't see why you'd choose not to eat it fresh in the first place.

And tossing cut fruit in a bit of lemon juice doesn't suddenly make it taste sour, it complements the sweetness of the other fruits subtly and very nicely.

[Day]

Have you ever cut up a whole pineapple? Only me and my gf eat it, I like to have a salad made for a few days worth of eating. Why the fuck would you lemon juice it, if you weren't trying to preserve the bananar from turning brown. You disgust me.

[Day]

Also a stored fruit salad is only gross if you put fucking bananas in it, which is my point. I'd even argue my fruit salads are better after a day or two.

[Colenzo]

sorry I can't read homo, can dimmauk or someone translate those posts?

idk he just said faggot abunch of times, I didnt really catch anything else he said

[Colenzo]

I am way crazy about some grape fruit.