Just deposit the 10 mil into my swiss bank account..

[Neosutra]

Or not..

Bye bye tax free secret bank accounts.

No way to hide for U.S. tax cheats after UBS deal | U.S. | Reuters

Now how will I buy those nuclear weapons =/

[Correction]

Darn, guess I'll have to hide my money in an offshore tax haven.

[Brill Weave]

The same way I do. Political dissidents of course!

[Mizango]

HELLO I AM NIGERIAN PRNCE.

[Brill Weave]

DO YOU NEED MY CREDIT CARD TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO ME?!!

[Seraph]

BRB, shifting funds into my antarctic bank account.

[Mizango]

DO YOU NEED MY CREDIT CARD TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO ME?!!

YES PLESE I WILL SEND MONEY TO YOR ACCOUNT IN 30 BUSINESS DAYS

[Skjie]

Swiss bank accounts have been out of style for a long time. Much better places to take your money.

[Khamsin]

Cayman Isles next? Then Vanatu will release their account info, etc?

Nowhere will be safe, anymore!

[Pirian]

Cayman Isles next? Then Vanatu will release their account info, etc?

Nowhere will be safe, anymore!

I'm not saying they did or didn't, but my parents may or may not have opened up an account in the Cayman Islands years ago when we went there on vacation. Since then my mother has gone back there a few times alone so either she has a secret lover, or well yeah. I do love that place though. We went when I was 15 and they didn't even card me on the island for buying alcohol, hah.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

I was listening to a report about this last night and they are trying to come up with some good incentives to keep customers from canceling their accounts.

[SephYuyX]

Good thing I still have my matress.

[Jaraude]

or Nike shoe box

[Koga8710]

Or that random floorboard that pops up when you step on it the right way...right?

[Kiro]

Or a fucking floor safe you dummies.

[tyven]

i put a floor safe into my apartment at college because i wanted to become a bookie, but every college student, no matter how much of a degenerate they are is fucking broke so that plan failed, so then i had a floor safe for no reason. shit was not cash

[zoobernut]

No way it is all about the coffee can or alcohol tin buried in the back yard.

[Neosutra]

I was listening to a report about this last night and they are trying to come up with some good incentives to keep customers from canceling their accounts.

You're going to lose 40million in taxes, but look at this free cup holder you get with your new verified account!

[Colenzo]

WOW THERE GOES THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS THAT I DIDNT HAVE.

[Shenrien]

WOW THERE GOES THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS THAT I DIDNT HAVE.

BUT YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT IF YOU JUST CALLED THIS TOLL FREE NUMBER AND GAVE THEM YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!