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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    ASLDKSDJFSDLKFJSDFSDF

    Ripped my last pair on contacts this morning.........










    FUCK


    /facebook

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    Should totally wear them. Nothing bad could come of this.

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    The Anti Miz
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    how you rip contacts? they are not jeans

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    On contacts?

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    The Anti Miz
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    did you rip one of my political key contacts?

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    how you rip contacts? they are not jeans
    fuck i wish I knew since I seem to do it alot.


    gotta find vision insurance since I'm no longer covered.

    /le sigh

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    I just ripped one too.
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    not a contact

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    Join the Air Force.
    Free Corneal Refractive Surgery!
    It can't be that bad, right?

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    Title: "HUBBLE GOTCHU!" (without the quotes, of course [and without "(without the quotes, of course)", of course], etc)
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    I hate when they rip while in my eye. Hurts like crazy.

    I'm on my last pair of contacts, and this topic just reminded me to order a new pair.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie View Post
    I hate when they rip while in my eye. Hurts like crazy.

    I'm on my last pair of contacts, and this topic just reminded me to order a new pair.
    sweet my topic has value now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    fuck i wish I knew since I seem to do it alot.


    gotta find vision insurance since I'm no longer covered.

    /le sigh

    Perhaps that Nigerian Prince I keep hearing about can help you out with some contacts. I'm sure he's got a other businesses on the side.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Get LASIK you retards.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Get LASIK you retards.
    is the nigerian prince going to pay for it?

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    YOUR EYES ARE SO SHARP THEY RIP CONTACTS APART RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    YOUR EYES ARE SO SHARP THEY RIP CONTACTS APART RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR
    does that thought turn you on?



    good.

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    i came a little bit

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    maybe I'm crazy but I am willing to bet it's your fingernails, might wanna not have long pretty nails

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    looking at you woozie